Reporting you to the cyber police ASAP!!! for beating me in Minecraft.

U meanie!

Ur fAt lol

why haven't you texted me back after absolutely blowing my back out with that mighty micropenis. you you i really like shy "little" guys

I saw exactly 1.09441 square inches of a girls shoulder today, I immediately fell to my knees, as the rush of dopamine signaling my impending, earth shattering orgasm started making me moan loud enough to deafen EVERYONE in the immediate vicinity.

What followed was a torrential downpour of every single sperm cell I ever had, or ever will produce shot out SO HARD that my ♥♥♥♥ was ripped apart by my Übernut, accelerating to 5% of the speed of light by the time it left my urethra.

It vaporized the girl as it punched right through her, it barely slowed before cutting through a structural support beam in the school as if it were a nuclear powered angle grinder. the sheer weight of this historical nut, combined with the total destruction of everything in its path caused the school to collapse, and every female in the state of illinois became pregnant with my children.

WARNING: NEVER jerk of to TRAPS, FEMBOYS, OR SISSYS, it is a slippery slope! First yer jerkin it to a guy that looks a bit feminine, next thing you know? Yer in a pink miniskirt gettin ANALLY CREAMPIED and BUKKAKED by 4 ♥♥♥♥♥! I don’t even have 4 friends! And one of em thinks its a good idea to ♥♥♥ IN YER HAIR does he KNOW how hard that ♥♥♥♥ is to get out? ITS ♥♥♥♥♥♥ HARD! I had to shower not ONCE, NOT TWICE, BUT 4 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ TIMES, AND COMB MY HAIR FOR AT LEAST AN HOUR! Oh yeah, and despite what porn told me, ♥♥♥ TASTES TERRIBLE, its far to salty, and less sticky as it is SLIMY.

Yet again, NEVER jerk off to TRAPS, FEMBOYS, OR SISSYS, or you may end up like me.

WuW hey hubby anyone who tries to claim my cute sexy boy toy will have to fight me. he may be my master but he is my ♥♥♥♥♥ and if any hoe out there ever tries to talk to him i will tear out there hair.

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Flippidy flop~

M-meow~

just a prank bro

# its always waluigi time

# Kony 2015

+rep! i'd trade again! :)

+Rep mad swag yo

Instructions not clear enough, got my ♥♥♥♥ stuck on a ceiling fan

Have you tryed turning it off and on?

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+rep he is a smoothie

That guy