Recent reviews by Slizzard

Should have been a DLC really as much is not new. Still brings the charm of the original though.

Yes.

10/10

Great game to pass the time, simple and addictive.

10/10

Tis good.

"Do you guys not have phones?"

Dont buy it as the developer has packed up and left. The ♥♥♥♥.

You will be sent into a rage induced coma, you will be shat on. When you think you're safe you will get shat on some more. That corridor looks safe enough? think again. That boss attacks 3 times then pauses, ok I got this ♥♥♥♥ *dies* WTF he added a forth attack when I went in!!. Need to heal best pop my estus now, enemy flies in and says not today. Aaaahh this carvern full of water it looks amazing *pew pew pew* magic from all sides, dies. Lots of corpses on the floor, creepy place this, turns around and they're stabbing me in the back.

And that ladies and gents is what makes this game amazing. It wont hold your hand and it wont feed you the best toys to use.
Get this game and come kill those big meaty bosses with us today! Prepare to die.

Praise the sun!

This game makes all other games feel like they were made for one year old babies. It will make you scream at the monitor, hoping that your screams will penetrate the screan and kill everything for you. Its hard difficulty is a breath of fresh air, killing that boss you're stuck on feels like a real achievement. A hard game comes by once in a blue moon and this is it. You will need to play a while to learn all the tips and tricks to pave your way through this amazing game. The combat is just so good, it's your typical sword/board with spells and ranged thrown in to spice it up, that may sound dull but let me tell you it surely is not. It isnt called Dank Souls: Prepare to die for nothing. You will die.. alot. Enjoy it!