Recent reviews by Holy Bible

Game is awesome, I do recommend, but for some reason it would not work on my PC for shi-, (more below and if you can help pls comment cuz i want to rebuy and play it)

I have a 2080, i7-9700k, 16gb of ram, and game consistently stuttered making long drawn out combat with bosses unbeatable as their massive swings glitch across my screen.

Even after updating my drivers, lowering my graphic settings, made sure my PC was running the exe in high performance, still stuttered.

Game is ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ difficult, but fun. Keep the dirty zambies out if you can

Got this game as gift for Christmas, 110% would spend my own money on this game,

I've had RimWorld from the get go, and this game is like another take on that but medieval.

Worth picking up to screw around with regardless of the EA. Creator is active in discord and consistently putting out fixes.

Excited to see what comes of it

The game is good.

You don't need to spend a cent on microtransactions. While the whole concept is utter ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and an obnoxious attempt of a money grab you do not need to even consider buying anything. Also ♥♥♥♥ the day1 DLC ♥♥♥♥ too.

All you have to do is complete missions and get Mirian(The in-game currency) and you can buy regular chests without spending a single penny. The odds of getting legendary followers/gear from these chest are obviously not as high as if you were to pay money, but I have found that if you incessantly track down captains your odds of finding a legendary to dominate or kill for gear are pretty good. Many would say "its a grind", but isn't the whole point of playing a single player RPG to put in the work to get the things you want?

I am writing this as I only have a measely 4 hours players..

But all I can say is ABSOLUTELY AMAZING. I find this game to be extremely difficult; However, VERY enjoyable. For those who are used to just slaughtering enemies after being detected and then hiding again beware because there is none of that here. This game really forces you to think about your actions as you play because even the smallest of mistakes can be fatal.

Highly recommend this to anyone if youre hardcore into stealth games.

I had Goat Simulator on my old steam account which I gave to my friend.

But there was a void in my heart so I had to experience life as a goat just one more time..

It was the most surreal thing ever, and I thought it couldn't be any better than this. Living life as a goat, Reigning over the humans, raping their land and defiling their women..

But then, I had the novel idea of playing this game on LSD, and let me just say out of the 4184 hours I have played on various games on this account, and however many thousands of hours I have on my old accounts....

I can safely say I have lived my life to the fullest after experiencing Goat Simulator on acid.

I thought my penis was pretty big, until I played this game.

It's the sex. Nuff said.