good teammate

awesome player, let's team up again

Spot-on shot

nice reflexes

Gave me 5 Euros so that I could afford to feed myself this weekend. Possibly the best person I have ever met.

Scott Mason was just your average guy until one Tuesday morning when he accidentally drank a cup of coffee brewed with a rare, magical bean from a forgotten rainforest. Instantly, Scott's life went from mundane to mind-blowingly bizarre.

First, his cat, Mr. Whiskers, started talking in riddles. "The cheese moon is ripe for harvesting," he whispered, before jumping through the refrigerator and vanishing into a hidden portal. Bewildered, Scott followed and found himself in a realm where sentient breakfast foods ruled.

Pancakes with mustaches and top hats floated around, debating syrup politics. A grumpy toast king, crust hardened like armor, accused Scott of being a spy from the Waffle Empire. In his defense, Scott claimed to be a mere mortal searching for his cat, but the toast king was having none of it. "Only the brave may pass," he declared, wielding a butter knife as if it were Excalibur.