jarvis, shoot this guy in the balls

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Hoe hoe hoe 🎅🏿💦💋 hope you've all been 🍆naughty🍆 this year, cause🎅🏿Santa ♥♥♥♥♥🌽 is 💦♥♥♥♥♥♥♥💦 2 town💋 and he only 💦cummin 👄for the thottiest of thots this year🙊 So put on your sluttiest💦👠 ⚪Christmas🔴 costumes and get that big black♋ Santa ♥♥♥♥🎅🏿🍆💦this year✔ send dis to 6⃣9⃣✔ of the biggest ⬆Christmas hoes you know💋 get 6⃣ 🔙and you an ugly lump of coal ⚫get 1⃣7⃣ 🔙 and Santa will be ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ down your chimney 💦🍆🍆👅 get 2⃣6⃣ 🔙✔ and you Santa's main hoe this COCKmas🍆🎄🎄🎄👅👅💦 good luck gettin that XXXmas ♥♥♥♥🍆🎄🍆🎄🍆🎄🍆

+rep can load and fire self in under 15 seconds (masturbation < loading and firing an arquebus in under 15 seconds)

"Only one shot was fired on D'day"