Recent reviews by vhs garf

It's aight.

New update broke the game, even if you get it to start it will constantly crash non-stop.
Very frustrating when a decade old game just gets borked because the devs can't be bothered to QA anything.

Well here we are...burning

i love playing with russians

We are not now that strength which in old days
Moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are;
One equal temper of heroic hearts,
Made weak by time and fate, but strong in will
To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield.

-Tennyson

Played with a GTX 960 and a 9 year old i7 (850) at 60fps, just make sure you download the FAR mod in discussion. There was one boss that made my FPS drop horribly, but I changed the res from 1920x1080 to 1600x900 for that one fight.

Came for robo maids and possible existentialism, got what I wanted in spades. Combat is great, bullethells are frustrating in a fun way, music was incredible.

Yoko Taro, you brilliant ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

i guess the female character models look nice
everything else feels like clunky counterstrike