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Buff Merc 11 Mar, 2025 @ 8:18pm 
+rep tight asf!!!!
Cornbread Tonkins 7 Jan, 2025 @ 11:07pm 
99% of teenagers would cry if they saw Justin Bieber standing on top of a tower about to jump. If you are the 1% sitting there with popcorn and 3D glasses, screaming "DO A BACKFLIP!" Copy and paste this
frey 1 Apr, 2024 @ 12:54pm 
OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please i'm begging you to either love me back or remove me and NEVER contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you don't love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life. Hehexd
Travis Barker 20 Dec, 2023 @ 5:40pm 
Hoped you liked the new blink-182 Austin. -Travis Barker
frey 25 Jun, 2023 @ 10:38pm 
oh, you’re my igl? pushes you against the wall prove it. prove it to me. shotcall for us. you’re my igl now. pins you to the wall and grabs your waist you’re my igl, understand? grabs your throat i can’t hear you, tell me that you’re my igl and MY igl only.
Letters 4 Apr, 2023 @ 7:35pm 
Nattynixl cant afford better internet
Double Jynx 27 Mar, 2023 @ 8:40pm 
I’m not racist. Racism is a crime. And crime, is for black people
frey 10 Feb, 2023 @ 6:32am 
ur so cool :o
Devizion 8 Feb, 2023 @ 2:56am 
I got a message for all you liberals out there You want my gun? My firearm? Come take it from me. Just walk through my door, come into my home and take it from me With your weak, soft, liberal, girlish hands. Just try to put those hands on me Those soft liberal hands just put em on me. On my body. Just slowly gently dragging your fingers up and down my arm givin' me goosebumps. You want my gun? Come kiss me for it. But not like right away don't be too obvious with it Let's do that thing where we- our faces get close to each other and you know it's gonna happen it's just a matter of time you just stare at each other's lips but you're waiting for the right signal to give yourself over to them completely like it a walk to remember Come do that for my gun Bite lip and play with my hair for my firearm If you want my gun, come spank me for it. Not like not like too hard but like, like still hard you know? Like like hurt me but make me feel safe at the same time you ♥♥♥♥♥ liberals.
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Cornbread Tonkins 13 Mar, 2022 @ 6:21pm 
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frey 7 Sep, 2021 @ 5:54pm 
+rep gud gaymer
Solvesi Coagula 24 Apr, 2021 @ 6:06pm 
goode frenne
Ridge 23 Mar, 2021 @ 11:51am 
Where was the PAW Patrol during the Iran Hostage Crisis?

As far as we know the PAW Patrol has the capabilities of international travel and possible covert operation capabilities. However, the PAW Patrol failed to assist in any way during the Iran Hostage Crisis of 1979, which is unacceptable seeing as the US diplomats were hostages from November 4, 1979, to January 20, 1981. Could it be that the PAW Patrol is run by Islamic extremist that utilize PAW Patrol to increase positive images of the extremist, while also taking money from the UN? Or that the PAW Patrol is US run, and was told by the CIA to not intervene with the hostage crisis? If it is the former, why so? Could the Iran Hostage Crisis be a hoax, used to crack down on Iran for bringing down the monarchy that was ruling Iran, made possible by a coup from the US and UK?
Cornbread Tonkins 10 Mar, 2021 @ 8:40am 
It seems like the more I (13 M) play Amongus, the more my family tries to embaras me. The other day, I overheard my dad (49 M) say that he needed to "complete tasks" while working at home😯🤬 don't worry it gets worse. Then I hear my Mom (42 F) say that the amount of time I spend on my computer is "suspiscios." Ummm ok so (#1) ur too good to say "sus" 🤔 and (#2) u dont even play amogus??? 😂😂😂. Even my moms work friend (28 M or somthing idk) came over yesterday to "look at her vents" I'm not even making this up 🙄🙄🙄 But then the worse part😑 every sunday my granpa (69 M) comes over. He reminisces about his "Crewmates" from his Navy days and apparently a few of them died so u cry about it at dinner? Just start a new game FFS 😆 but he's lying so uhhh we get it bro: u just want attention 😯😅🤣

The problem is NONE of them even Play Omungus. How do i tell em that being a poser is a cringe Brie Larson unholesome Black History Month anti-chungus move?
Ridge 12 Feb, 2021 @ 4:50am 
It is Muppets canon that Kermit the Frog, in some way, had a role in bringing down the Twin Towers in the terror attacks of September 11, 2001.

In a Muppets Christmas film released in late 2002, Kermit is shown a glimpse of what New York City might look like if he had never been born. Among the scenery of this alternate reality NYC, we find none other than the Twin Towers standing in the background. They were, of course, long destroyed in Kermit's normal reality. And yet, in the world without Kermit, the war on terror is missing its powder keg spark. Who would've thought that green piece of ♥♥♥♥ could kermit a terror attack on US soil, but there it stands unimpeachable... We have concrete, canon proof of involvement. Why the world hasn't stopped and asked further questions is only further proof of a media cabal keeping this away from the masses.

The Twin Towers would still be standing if it weren't for Kermit. Al Qaeda was the puppet this time, and Kermit the hand within.
Ridge 9 Feb, 2021 @ 10:34am 
Me (M 9) screamed "dead body reported" at my aunts funeral. My mom said that my aunt died and that we are going to her funeral the next morning. As soon as she left the room crying I busted put laughing because it reminded me of among us a popular video game. So as we were riding in the car I was thinking about saying "dead body reported" at the funeral. When we finnaly arived I screamed "dead body reported" everyone was looking me like if some sort of a weirdo. Then I remembered that my grandfather's sister fell in the vents and died when she was 2 years old. So I said grandpa's sister sus she vented. My grandfather started crying and everyone was screaming at me instead of laughing. My mom took my x box and said that I am going to therapist tomorow. Idk my mom is acting kinda sus 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Travis Barker 18 Dec, 2020 @ 6:54pm 
This guy beat Brutal Legends © on legendary difficulty 10 times. Not anyone can just do that.
Travis Barker 15 Dec, 2020 @ 4:03pm 
I'm the big pimp heat miser ♥♥♥♥♥
Ridge 12 Dec, 2020 @ 2:16pm 
Babe, i'm breaking up with you. it's not you, you were poggers. it's me, i'm omegalul. im sorry if this is pepehands but it has to be done, i've just been feeling pepega and our relationship has been weirdchamp for months, it's time to end it, no kappa.
Cornbread Tonkins 6 Nov, 2020 @ 8:49am 
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Ridge 2 Nov, 2020 @ 6:03am 
I would never in a thousand years waste my time playing a single player game as a core gamer. People that play single player games, are not really gamers to us core gamers... they are tourists. We core gamers spend hrs looking up configs, exploits and load outs, playing at low settings on 144+ hz monitors with 1000hz polling rate mice, we are extremely competitive. The definition of casual gaming to a core game is: playing single player games on ultra settings. a casual gamer plays for the escape, not the destruction of others. and to us, a casual gamer is not a gamer. CS toxic players are not more toxic to women than other players, it might be that you are sensitive. if you can be trolled to the point you are not having a good time, you need to turn within. harden up. Some people are more sensitive than others, maybe stay single player.. keep in mind to some of us 2 hrs a day is not gaming, its warming up.
Ridge 8 Oct, 2020 @ 8:40pm 
If u drink the blue liquid from a 8-ball u can see the future trust me my friend Keith did once & said he was gonna die & then he did
Ridge 8 Oct, 2020 @ 8:20pm 
What I think people who are not in the Greek System need to understand is that partying isn't just something we do. It's ingrained into our lives. Many people, these days, are perfectly content with sitting on their computers all day playing video games. I used to be a competitive gamer and I used to do this. After joining the Greek system, partying became a new norm that was ingrained into my life. We need it for our wellbeing. It helps us escape society. There have even been studies that show how necessary gatherings are for our wellbeing. The fact that it was stripped away from us, especially by something that barely affects us specifically is very detrimental to our mental state. People are giving us so much crap for it, yet they don't know what it's like for us to be deprived of everything that's fun for us.
Guidelining 3 Oct, 2020 @ 9:40pm 
niga moment
Cornbread Tonkins 3 Oct, 2020 @ 10:09am 
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Hydra 26 Jul, 2020 @ 12:10am 
i like ur game reviews
Officer J. Pork 9 Jul, 2020 @ 12:06am 
he's a good boy, he's just slow, you need to give him time to grow.
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Ridge 26 Dec, 2019 @ 8:45am 
STop swearing now PLEASE my mom just heard you through the headset and uncle brad is here if my mom tells me to get off uncle brads gonna want to play a game called “just let this happen ok” and he just keeps rubbing my back and gives me choclate milk that makes me want to nap then when i wake up im naked and covered in that white stuff they put on top of the cinnamon buns my uncle calls it “the glazed” you just said the eff word and not only can my mom here you put jesus can too. Fair warning uncle brad is also a pastor so if he catches you swearing he will tell jeses. THATS RIGHT HE WILL TELL JESUS YOU CUSSED. I please just let me robloxs without hearing One FReaking SWear. SEE, SEE WHAT I just did there FREAK NOT FWORD NOW EXCUSE MY POTTY MOUTH BUT SHUT THE HECK UP POOPY BUTT FACE.
Cornbread Tonkins 24 Oct, 2019 @ 10:05pm 
Please change your name. This is the REAL Fortnite Seth. It seems that you have blatantly copied my trademarked nick-name. I will give you 72 hours to change your name before I contact my lawyer and sue you for identity theft.
JaX 15 Aug, 2019 @ 9:32pm 
this ♥♥♥♥ got my ♥♥♥♥ hard:steamhappy::steamsalty:
wave 9 Aug, 2019 @ 9:47pm 
+rep chopped my goat up with a guillotine fun for the whole family!
Officer J. Pork 24 Jun, 2019 @ 2:25pm 
and your not even gonna get to have a sleepy time with chuckey video session.
Officer J. Pork 24 Jun, 2019 @ 2:24pm 
dude ur uninvited to my party at chucke's cheese. Therefore: Ur not even gonna get 2 ice cream sandwiches, your not gonna get to eat chucke's cheese, your not gonna get to blow out the cheesey candles, your not gonna get to lick the cheese, your not even gonna get to take a slurp from chucke's secret straw, your not even gonna get to lick the slime under the cheese counter, your not gonna get to ride chucke's cheese, your not even gonna get licked by chucke the cheese, your not even gonna get cheesed by cheesey the chuck, your not even gonna get mouth-cheese, your not even gonna get naked time with chuck, your not gonna get to take the cheese shower, ur not even gonna get the special cheese, your not even gonna get to ride the cheesey slide, your not even gonna get chucked by Mr Cheese, your not gonna get the "cheesey chair suprise" your not even gonna get to to go to the cheese closet with chuckey, and your not even gonna get to have a sleepy time with chuckey video session.
Fun Size 9 Jun, 2019 @ 9:40am 
+rep
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Travis Barker 27 Mar, 2019 @ 2:59pm 
The Jonas Brothers are back together
BrickHead 15 Feb, 2019 @ 2:37pm 
yeet gonna beat my meat
Liam 13 Jan, 2019 @ 3:00pm 
Do you want some ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? Then watch this video and enjoy. https://youtube.com/watch?v=k6J-dBKi_0w&t=3s
Officer J. Pork 1 Jan, 2019 @ 10:13pm 
+rep, oh, oh, sorry son, its just been so long
Fred Figglehorn III 1 Jan, 2019 @ 10:11pm 
dad im 23
Officer J. Pork 1 Jan, 2019 @ 10:05pm 
+rep, how old are you? like 15 years old? its been so long son, im sorry
Officer J. Pork 1 Jan, 2019 @ 10:04pm 
+rep, oh and uhh, happy birthday!
Officer J. Pork 1 Jan, 2019 @ 9:43pm 
+rep look son, I had to leave u for milk and cigarettes and fortnite, but im sorry and im back. I'll make it up to you and your mom Lord Kyle, by, buying u the battle pass.
Officer J. Pork 30 Dec, 2018 @ 12:05am 
-rep is very uncultured, this one time, we were talking about the best movies in history, and it ended up just us talking about the drake and josh television program, I said "hey did u know they made a drake and josh christmas special movie?" and he said "there is a drake and josh movie?" right there I knew we had to watch it annualy every christmas. And that is how I met your mother.