Recent reviews by Simping4Jesus

One of the best and most unique city builders I've had the pleasure of playing. Building a city around managing the flow, distribution, and storage of water is such an interesting take on the genre, and they've done such a good job with it through early access

I can only recommend it

One of the best games I've played in the last few years. The visuals, the music, the level design, the challenging yet meditative gameplay, the tense and immersive atmosphere, it all just works. When I got past the half-way point, I was so engrossed that I couldn't let it go until it ended! The moment I finished it, I wanted to start playing again.

I've read a lot of people complain about the story and the main character. Honestly, I don't see it. I think it was great! Don't expect a feel-good story with simple, likeable characters, and it'll probably match your expectations. There's nothing cute or feel-good about climbing a mountain!

If the premise of the game appeals to you in any way, you owe it to yourself to play it!

It's pretty great

It's Princess Maker with PVP, which is actually an amazing concept. The theme is executed really well. You really feel like a trainer, cheering at your horse girls from the sidelines, knowing that there is no longer anything you can do to change the outcome of the race. I got so invested in my trainee on my first run, I was literally shouting with joy when she got a win at one the biggest races after being stuck in a rut for the longest time

I never imagined watching virtual horse girls race would be so riveting, but it is

Vanripper and Mittsies have cooked again! I love kissing gay ghosts!

I've played way too many hours of this demo, and I love it! Can't wait for the full release!

How does it feel to know you can never go back home...

Because your home is gone...

I went into this game with pretty high expectations, but I had no idea what I was actually getting into. And while I really want to write about my experience playing this game for the past two days, it wouldn't be fair to deny people the opportunity to experience this game completely blind, as I have. Of thinking you have this game squared off, only to watch it unfold and unfold on itself until it is something so different and so ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ beautiful. I had to take a break several times during the final third of this game, because I was sobbing uncontrollably.

I pretty much did a full, completionist playthrough of this game, and I'd definitely encourage you to take your time with it. The game pretty much tells you when you've seen everything, and every detail matters, from the names of characters to the dates to what a random girl said about a PIDGEON in the very first chapter of the game. The game is a a masterpiece in non-linear storytelling. You start at the end of the end of the end of the end. You're literally told from the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ store page how this is gonna go, and yet you have no idea what's going on. Just like your character, really. But when this game is over, if you perform your function as Watcher well, you're gonna know all of it, and it's gonna be great.

My only complaint is that the way they handled final scene before the ending feels kind of artificial and overly complex, and it just feels wrong. It doesn't ruin the impact of the ending, it's actually pretty great overall, but it's annoying to have a stumbling block like that right at the end.

It's great. Don't expect Frostpunk 1.5

This game is autism in its purest, most distilled form, and I absolutely love it!

This game taught me that HRT let's you double jump