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DMT simulator is pretty cool

good game

GIVE ME MY FRAMES. 50 FPS IS NOT GOOD ENOUGH

L ragebait update

RACIST PLAYERS

Hello,
Today you face a challenging decision to buy the game, or not. This review will allow you to know all the ups and downs to this game.

Firstly, I would like to say that if you are wondering whether to buy this game or save your money, I strongly advise that you buy this amazing game! not only can you fufill your life-long goals through this game, but if you have had a really stressful day, you can just get on and release all that stress with showering.

Secondly, I have gifted this to several friends of mine and not only did they love my gift, they always thank me everyday when we speak on discord.

Thirdly, this game also has one downside, not being multiplayer, but this is no issue and they sure have made up for this with the amazing graphics and gameplay in singleplayer.

If you have read this whole review, I would like to thank you and hope that you buy this game, not only for yourself, but for your friends too!! HAVE FUN SHOWERING GUYS!!!!

***UPDATE***
I have recently acquired 10,000+ hours of showering and still haven't reached this games full potential. Thank you so much Marbenx for creating this game with such amazing and realistic features! This game is the best gift for Christmas!

Now with 20,000+ hours of showering and after another amazing update to this consistently updated game, I have achieved the 100% status and cannot believe the replayability of this game! So much content and cannot believe Marbenx has been able to single-handedly produce such an amazing and realistic game!

Now with 30,000+ hours of showering and since full release there is still endless amounts of progress to make! The only thing i wish from Marbenx is to remove the pay wall to enjoy such a pinnacle of gaming history so everybody can enjoy it, the price barrier is too high for most gamers who need it most.

After 40,000+ hours of showering, the grind is still on! Toughing it out in Endurodad, alongside hitting chill games of Inglorious Bathdads, this game will continue to surprise me at the amount of replayability/content for such a cheap price tag. Hoping the dev doesn't kill this game with in app purchases or remaking it with trashy unreal enigne graphics. Not much we can do but hope that Marbenx will continue to do the community justice and keep this game running!

hvh isn't what it used to be. cs2 made it so much worse, hvh is so easy now lmao.

***UPDATE***
hvh is even easier lmao