Recent reviews by Edmardo

Its literally poopoo and bob and builder and ♥♥♥♥♥

I gotta poop like all the time

The greatest game ever created by the greatest game development studio ever dated. Ladies and gentlemen, look no longer; You have stumbled across the hidden gem of gaming. This game will make you cry, laugh, ♥♥♥, and maybe even find love.

Bukkake is when a Mommy and a Tank and a Tank and a Tank and a Tank and a Tank and a Tank all decide that Mommy needs some special facial moisturiser. - Urban dictionary.

^ That is EXACTLY what happens when you get gang raped by all the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ tanks in this game. Imagine running around, having a jolly old time and then getting your pants ripped off, and you getting bent over a table, why you feel its cold metal shell penetrating into your anus, and then shortly after, you imploding. The servers are filled with campers, and tanks, or as i refer to them as "ganks". There is one thing that works like a damn charm about this game. Its the ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ marketplace! Pretty much what happens, is you can either grow a neckbeard, playing the game for hours on end, and then unlocking your gun that youve always wanted. By that time, youre guaranteed a one way ticket to dieing alone. BUT, THERES ANOTHER WAY TO GET THAT ONE WEAPON THAT SHOOTS LASER BEAMS WITH NO RECOIL NO SPREAD AND HAS AIMBOT WITH HARRY POTTER SHOOTING SPELLS SCREAMING EXPECTO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ PATRONUM. All you have to do, is go get daddies credit card, and mash the win button on it! Its quite simple, and works every time! Gay story short, dont play this game unless you like getting penetrated by tanks, and getting your wallet raped.

Hey folks, shuttlez here, with another aids review! This one happens to be about one of my personal favorites killing floor. If you want to feel like killing an orphanage, raping santa clause, drinking bleach, ♥♥♥♥♥ slapping your naggy girlfriend, and then swinging in the bathroom with a noose, play this game! Pretty much the premise of killing floor is to kill mutant things that look like they have krabs, gaining money, and then buying better weapons to match the difficulty for the next rounds. Sounds like something you cant ♥♥♥♥ up right? Well, why dont you take a lucky guess and guess what they did?! THEY ♥♥♥♥♥♥ IT OVER! I honestly dont know how one game could give someone sooooo many stds. I, and many others have the bubonic ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ plague from this. Pretty much what happens, is you load in, kill a few awfully coded AI, and then go to the store to buy ♥♥♥♥. Afterwards, you have literally 2 seconds to breathe or to better yet second guess your chances in life because you realize youre playing killing floor. You sprint to your campout spot with all your buddies, but dont worry! Youll eventually get trapped by the ♥♥♥♥♥ and they put you in a circle and have a huge bukakke on you. Short story short, Id rather have my creepy uncle touch and mollest me then to ever play this gay ass game ever again.