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Pardon for my inexcusably poor understanding of the Anglo-Frisian-Germanic language, and thus regional dialects, known by native speakers as "English". Indeed I do give my upmost effort to educate myself and better my understanding and thus comprehension of such an unusual yet widely used modern foreign language, but alas my efforts have so far encountered nothing but limited success. The combinations of both Latin and Germanic lexis have so far proved to be a serious tribulation for my progress.
However, I do not share such linguistic capabilities and expansive lexicon in my understanding of "English", so therefore I must once again profusely apologise for my such poor use of the vocabulary, Grammar and other such linguistic factors that one must consider in this context.
If you want to be my bro, I'll have to get to know you on the virtual battlefields of awesomeness such as Team Fortress 2, Brawlhalla, Company of Heroes 2, and others I tread often.
I hate trolls, cussers, hackers, and spammers of all kinds and if you mess with me or my bros on a personal level, I'll take your face and shove it up your ass!
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I invited him to my house for a LAN party. He said he was coming so I was looking forward to meeting him in real life. He lives in the shacks, and is very poor. So I had to pay for his bus tickets.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear. I felt his hard ♥♥♥♥ push against my leg, and he tried to unbuckle my belt. I grabbed him and said surprise tables have turned!! thinking he would have gotten a fright and stopped his ♥♥♥♥. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy. His very horny. Does do cluster gang bangs. multi-penitration addict!
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