Recent reviews by Shoe Tim

This game is like if all the following games had a orgy baby in a child brothel in 1932.
Fortnite
DOTA
Pong
Peggle
Rainbow Six Siege
Minecraft
Terraria
Age of Empires (Definitive Edition)
Liminal Explorer
Forza Horizon (All installments)
Pikmin (all but the third one)
Spore
Black Ops 2
Warzone
Apex Legends
Peggle 2
Raft
Skate IT
Clash Royale
Webfishing
UNO
TF2
CS2
Deadlock
Half Life 1, 2 & 3 (Those who know...)
GTA VI
GTA V
GTA IV
GTA: SA
GTA III
Kerbal Space Programme
DayZ
Roblox
Oblivion (UE5 Remake)
Wii Sports
My Summer Car
Unturned
My Winter Car
Max Payne 2
Frostpunk
Fragpunk
Cyberpunk (only all dlc)
Rule of Rose
Fatal Frame
and finally...
The Escapists 1

You MUST play this game NOW.

rip benny

pouno

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☐ Beautiful
☑ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☐ Very good
☑ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☑ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☐ Grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☑ Potato
☐ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☑ Workable
☐ Big
☐ Will eat 15% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☑ Easy
☐ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☑ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☐ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☑ Good
☐ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☐ Average
☑ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☑ Worth the price
☐ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☑ Never heard of
☐ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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10/10

We used to pray for times like these

autism magnet

best £4 i ever spent

I have cancer from this game :)

point and shooty