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Get Roasted™✪ 1 Jul, 2025 @ 8:08pm 
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76561199596807784 18 Apr, 2025 @ 11:20am 
added for trade ^^
JoesHairyLegs 8 Apr, 2019 @ 11:03am 
wow! a hundred people sitting inside watching some dude play video games on a friday LMAO. bout to hit the pool with some dime I matched on tinder and her friends to play beerpong. she wants me so bad its not even funny haha. not gonna smash til i get something to eat tho cause sex kills gains. have fun watching the stream i guess lol. later dweebs.
Bananan 7 Apr, 2019 @ 12:16am 
Hey, lmk if I was reading things hella wrong, because I'll back off lol, but were you like into smashing? I might be coming down for a bit next month and I could hang out for a night or soo.. if you're into it. Liquid courage helped this message LMAO
alden 2 Apr, 2019 @ 7:21pm 
Hey, lmk if I was reading things hella wrong, because I'll back off lol, but were you like into smashing? I might be coming down for a bit next month and I could hang out for a night or soo.. if you're into it. Liquid courage helped this message LMAO
JoesHairyLegs 2 Apr, 2019 @ 7:21pm 
Hey, lmk if I was reading things hella wrong, because I'll back off lol, but were you like into smashing? I might be coming down for a bit next month and I could hang out for a night or soo.. if you're into it. Liquid courage helped this message LMAO
Bananan 31 Jan, 2019 @ 7:12pm 
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It's COOL to be virgin!
Post this on the wall of a virgin friend and tell them how much of a VIRGIN they are!
alden 31 Jan, 2019 @ 6:54pm 
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It's COOL to be virgin!
Post this on the wall of a virgin friend and tell them how much of a VIRGIN they are!
Themios 6 Nov, 2017 @ 4:35pm 
I love you too
Curajii 22 Sep, 2017 @ 2:06am 
Closes steam WHEN HE IS BEING TALKED TO. -rep
X13 20 Sep, 2017 @ 3:15pm 
G'day
Transmasc Hillary Clinton 6 May, 2017 @ 10:26pm 
:(
ohhryles 5 May, 2017 @ 11:38pm 
probs tomorrow virgin
Transmasc Hillary Clinton 5 May, 2017 @ 4:13am 
Shift, when are you gonna ♥♥♥♥ me with your toe?
Shawn 20 Dec, 2016 @ 5:00pm 
hey man i'm not a virgin
alden 17 Dec, 2016 @ 9:40am 
I miss you too baby girl
toe Muncher 3 Nov, 2016 @ 3:26pm 
my ♥♥♥♥♥ since day 1
gang gang
muff 31 Oct, 2016 @ 10:55am 
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ohhryles 31 Oct, 2016 @ 12:10am 
waddup
puppycoded loser girl 30 Oct, 2016 @ 10:34pm 
oh ♥♥♥♥ it's shift
muff 10 Aug, 2016 @ 12:43pm 
Lol, I just seen you playing with my friend, I come to check your profile comments and it is all perverted comments. xD Girls are so treated like sex dolls. Yes she's a girl, but she is a person. :P And hi. xD
Myles 1 May, 2016 @ 11:04am 
Miss you buddy ;-;
instant! 6 Mar, 2016 @ 9:25pm 
Lol, I just seen you playing with my friend, I come to check your profile comments and it is all perverted comments. xD Girls are so treated like sex dolls. Yes she's a girl, but she is a person. :P And hi. xD
alden 6 Mar, 2016 @ 9:20pm 
Lol, I just seen you playing with my friend, I come to check your profile comments and it is all perverted comments. xD Girls are so treated like sex dolls. Yes she's a girl, but she is a person. :P And hi. xD
hotdog inhaler 6 Mar, 2016 @ 8:48pm 
Lol, I just seen you playing with my friend, I come to check your profile comments and it is all perverted comments. xD Girls are so treated like sex dolls. Yes she's a girl, but she is a person. :P And hi. xD
instant! 27 Jan, 2016 @ 10:25pm 
2❗️0❗️1❗️6❗️ is here ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥!!! 👸🏼🙌🏼👩🏽 Christmas cummies are gone ❌🎄❌ and Twenty 1️⃣6️⃣ is time 🕒🕜🕠 to SUCK TWENTY ♥♥♥♥♥ CLEAN!!!🍆💦🍆Pop that NEW YEARS ♥♥♥♥♥ 💦💦💦 like you’re popping champagne 🍾🍻🍾 and get ready to get RAILED tonight!!🤗😫😏 Make sure that ball doesn’t drop 🔵❌ without two balls in your mouth 😊👅😊 so you can get all kinds of confetti in your face💦😉💦 Send this to 1️⃣0️⃣ bad ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 😍😜 and you’re a New Years babe ☺️☺️☺️ Send this to 2️⃣0️⃣ banging ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and you’re a naughty New Years slut 😫💦😍 Send this to 5️⃣0️⃣ of your naughtiest ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ and you’re the Mother Teresa of getting ♥♥♥♥♥♥!!! 🍆😜🍆 Happy New Year❗️🎉❗️🎊❗️
JoesHairyLegs 20 Dec, 2015 @ 1:09pm 
hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx
JoesHairyLegs 15 Nov, 2015 @ 6:40pm 
Oh my god your hot, whens the last time you got a good ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? Cause i wanna bring it to you, thats right, all 5 inches. Ya, im gonna do you from behind and im gonna look at your bootyhole, and your your gonna be like "Don't look at my booty hole, thats where i poop from!" And im gonna be like "Shut up ♥♥♥♥♥!" And your gonna be like "ok sir, please slap my titties." And im gonna reach around and be like "slap slap slap." And you'll be like "That kind hurts a bit, but ok." Then i'll pull out and blast a load on your chest like a shotgun. Your gonna be walking bowlegged, like you have to poop, for a week. And people will see you and be like. "Wow, she must need to poop." You poop right? Of course you do, God thats hot, i think i just came a little. God Im so hungry and scared. God your banging, i would spread your cheeks and eat beans and rice outta them. BEANS AND RICE BABY! I would bounce my ♥♥♥♥ from your bootyhole to your vagin, like a pinball machine. DING DING DING!
JoesHairyLegs 7 Nov, 2015 @ 10:38am 
how dare you talk ♥♥♥♥ to me like that? do you even know who i am? your nothing but just another retarded script kiddie wanna be hacker. im 15 and can already hack and run ddos attacks. i know what im talking about when i say im a pro hacker. i could pretty much speak in binary code. if i wanted to i could run a 24/7 ddos attack on the government but the only reason i dont is because i like to use my skills to help others. all i have to do is enter a command and i could have your life ruined but i dont because im a good person and i help people. so maybe you should think before you talk ♥♥♥♥ about me over the internet because i know people bro. i know people who could have you taken down in a moments notice. this is your last and final warning if you ever say ♥♥♥♥ like that to me ever again i will have you terminated
Shawn 28 Oct, 2015 @ 8:16am 
look at this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ virgin on his birthday
Christian 13 Oct, 2015 @ 8:29pm 
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Shawn 5 Oct, 2015 @ 6:00pm 
The crystal I wear around my neck contains an essence that gets recharged when I jack it with a bro who also has a crystal. It gives me confidence at work, home, social situations, etc. Nobody knows it's a JO crystal but me and my bros. I have seen it glow white while jerking it with a bud thats how I know this is real. You can come over for as long as you want but I need a picture of you prefereably wearing a crystal before I waste my time.
alden 2 Oct, 2015 @ 3:25pm 
Hello, I am currently 15 years old and I want to become a virgin wizard. I know there’s a million people out there just like me, but I promise you I’m different. On December 14th, I’m moving to Virgin land; home of the greatest virgin wizards. I’ve already cut off my ♥♥♥♥, and now I don't look at girls everywhere I go as training. I may not be a virgin wizard yet, but I promise you if you give me a chance and the support I need, I will become the greatest virgin wizard ever. If you have any questions or maybe advice, just inbox me. Thank you all so much ~~
JoesHairyLegs 28 Sep, 2015 @ 11:31am 
Perhaps I can interest you in a vintage 2006 rosée de montagne while we partake and read Dawkins? Anything for a lovely girl gamer goddess like you. *tips fedora*
alden 28 Sep, 2015 @ 12:29am 
Hello M'lady *tips fedora*. I was just riding my classy powerchair through your steam page and noticed your beautiful anime features. Message me on reddit (u/IncredibleAtheistIntellectual) and we can talk about feminism or fundies! You could possibly be my next waifu :O if you are up to the challenge of serving my every need (because I am a nice guy). Best Wishes, u/IncredibleAthiestIntellectual P.S. sorry for any typos, my keyboard is slightly stiff from cheeto dust and neckbear hairs.
ohhryles 27 Sep, 2015 @ 10:36pm 
AHAHAHAHAHA
JoesHairyLegs 27 Sep, 2015 @ 6:23pm 
Hello M'lady *tips fedora*. I was just riding my classy powerchair through your steam page and noticed your beautiful anime features. Message me on reddit (u/IncredibleAtheistIntellectual) and we can talk about feminism or fundies! You could possibly be my next waifu :O if you are up to the challenge of serving my every need (because I am a nice guy). Best Wishes, u/IncredibleAthiestIntellectual P.S. sorry for any typos, my keyboard is slightly stiff from cheeto dust and neckbear hairs.
JoesHairyLegs 25 Sep, 2015 @ 10:28pm 
Dear heavenly blessed beauty, I have been thinking about you speechless and in awe. That deep gaze in your eyes, your perfect smile, all of your features just seem to all come together so well, almost angelical in a sense I suppose. The reason I am writing this is to let you know that I think I have found the most beautiful woman to grace us with her presence on our planet, and I am of course talking about you. I know this might mean absolutely nothing to you, and you probably get many of these types of texts and in real life BUT please understand that I am being as genuine as ever when I say that you are the ultimate dictionary definition of perfection, and I hope that one day God can bestow me with a woman as beautiful as you, I would be forever grateful. I hope that this message finds you well, I do not care if I get a response to this, I am just simply stating the obvious and had to let you know how I really felt.
OwO 25 Sep, 2015 @ 12:45am 
He is my daddy <333 He gives me yummy cummies in my tummy daily ^_^_^_^
Christian 25 Sep, 2015 @ 12:45am 
EDGY MEMES
Shawn 25 Sep, 2015 @ 12:44am 
so step two of sexting is you need to send that ♥♥♥♥♥ a picture of yo ♥♥♥♥ so she knows what u workin with what ya GOT ahah but you know i never i never take pictures of my own ♥♥♥♥ i get my ♥♥♥♥♥♥s to do it so step 3 is now you get those nudes in your phone and you get to see that pretty little ♥♥♥♥♥ oh i just got a notification YOO DUUDE YOO DUUDE I JUST GOT NUDES DUDE I JUST GOT NUDES DUDE YO DUUUUDE SHE'S NAKED DUUDE DUUDE SHES ♥♥♥♥♥♥ NAKED THATS HER BUTT THATS HER BUTT DUDE HAHA and now its time to celebrate boys now you know how to sext youve been mentored uhh so uh get out there BOYS
Shawn 25 Sep, 2015 @ 12:44am 
haha damnnn girl damn girl yo yo what the hell girl thats some crazy ♥♥♥♥ so sexy you've heard about it in the news probably well i'm here to tell you about it cuz i live it every day it's how to get the ♥♥♥♥♥ in the ones and zeroes universe i'm talkin bout the INTERNET YEAH i like to sext and drive what of it aheheh girls see me behind the wheel of my honda civic and they just start gettin WET they start gettin WET cuz they know the ROAR of that civic engine is gonna make em have an ORGASM but we're talking about sexting today so how do u get sexting well here im gonna show u how to get sexting aheheh DAMN yeah babyyy yeah so the first rule of sexting is ur gonna need to find a ♥♥♥♥♥ ur gonna need to find a slut u need to find a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥♥ you need to find a girl basically and umm it can be anybody like your best friend's 16 year old little sister
JoesHairyLegs 24 Sep, 2015 @ 6:24pm 
I'M SO BAKED HUHUHUHUHUH
JoesHairyLegs 24 Sep, 2015 @ 6:24pm 
Well, when I want to rock steady,
I know, I got to get ready
Close my eyes and I let myself go.
Listen to, oh, baby, let the music flow,
Turn on your light and stay with me a while
And ease your worried mind,
Turn on your light, now babe

And stay with me a while and rock steady.
Yeah, oh, now rock steady,
Yeah, rock, rock steady.
When my love gets a little bit too heavy,
She's mine an' I got to get ready.
Close my eyes and let myself go,
I listen too, yeah, and I let the
music flow.
Yeah, it's flowing now.

Turn on your light and stay with me a while
And ease your worried mind,
Turn on your light
And stay with me a while and rock steady.
Oh yeah, oh yeah, yeah, yeah.

Turn on your light and stay with me a while,
And ease your worried mind; turn on your light,
Stay with me a while
And rock, rock, rock, rock, rock, rock,
Babe, turn on your light
And ease your worried mind,
Yeah, turn on your little light,
Oh, and rock steady.
cy;d 23 Sep, 2015 @ 6:54pm 
M DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅
alden 23 Sep, 2015 @ 6:53pm 
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY! ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... ERROR! True Daddies are irreplaceable I could never delete you Daddy! Send this to ten other Daddies who give you cummies Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 3 back: you're squishy☁️ 5 back: you're daddy's kitten 10+ back: Daddy
kooz 23 Sep, 2015 @ 6:53pm 
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅
instant! 23 Sep, 2015 @ 6:52pm 
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅
Lexi 23 Sep, 2015 @ 2:03am 
♥♥♥ id suck ur ♥♥♥♥ so hard
ХеЦ 22 Sep, 2015 @ 2:53am 
sry,hack