+rep cool match, awesome vibes, let’s do it again! :)

Want another round?

+rep yo I'm adding cool players for better teamwork, I’m online a lot but solo queue pain

+rep sharp sense, add me too

hi bro! add me please :)

great game

tactical masterclass

always ready for action

add me too, +rep truly dedicated

added for trade ^^

skilled beyond belief

+rep unstoppable force

+rep 300 iq

+rep friendly player <3

oh wow

After a good game in rocket league, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great RL and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a rl lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

no

Nice Artworks

Do you want a mantra? Do you want to know?
Do you want that mantra? Well, here you go
One for the money, two for the show
And a knick knack, paddy whack
Give the lord a handclap

Ooh ee ooh ah ah
Twing twang walla walla bing bang
Oh ee ooh ah ah
Twing twang walla walla bing bang, oh yeah

Ooh eee ooh ah ah
B-I-N-G-O
Ooh eee ooh ah ah
E-I-E-I-O

All the late night bargains have been struck
Between the satin beaus and their belles
And prehistoric garbage trucks
Have the city to themselves
Echoes roars dinosaurs
They're all doing the monster mash
And most of the taxis and the ♥♥♥♥♥♥
Are only taking calls for cash

I don't know how it happened
It all took place so quick
But all I can do is hand it to you
And your latest trick

My door was standing open
Security was laid back and lax
But it was only my heart got broken
You must have had a pass key made out of wax
You played robbery with insolence
And I played the blues in twelve bars down Lover's Lane
And you never did have the inteligence to use
The twelve keys hanging off my chain

I don't know how it happened
It all took place so quick
But all I can do is hand it to you
And your latest trick

A ring ding ding ding d-ding baa aramba baa baa barooumba
Wh-Wha-Whats going on-on
Ding ding
Lets do the crazy froogg
Ding ding
A Brem Brem
A ring ding ding ding ding
A Ring Ding Ding Dingdemgdemg
A ring ding ding ding ding
Ring ding
Baa-Baa
Ring ding ding ding ding
A Ring Ding Ding Dingdemgdemg
A ring ding ding ding ding
a Bram ba am baba weeeeeee
BREAK DOWN!
Ding ding
Br-Br-Break It
dum dum dumda dum dum dum dum dumda dum dum dum dum dum dumda dum dum
Brem daem
dum dum dumda dum dum dum dum dumda dum dum dum dum dum dumda dum dum
weeeeeeee
A ram da am da am da am da weeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Wh-Whats Going On?
ding ding
Bem De Dem
ding ding
da da
A ring ding ding ding ding
A Ring Ding Ding Dingdemgdemg
A ring ding ding ding ding
Ring ding
Baa-Baa
Ring ding ding ding ding
A Ring Ding Ding Dingdemgdemg
A ring ding ding ding ding
a Bram ba am baba..
ding ding
Br-Br-Break It
dum dum dumda dum dum dum dum dumda dum dum dum dum dum dumda dum dum
Brem daem
dum dum dumda dum dum dum dum dumda dum dum dum dum dum dumda dum dum
ding ding
Bem De Dem!

Whatcha gonna do with all that junk
All that junk inside your trunk
I'ma get get get get you drunk
Get you love drunk off my hump
My hump my hump my hump my hump my hump
My hump my hump my hump my lovely little lumps
Check it out
I drive these brothers crazy
I do it on the daily
They treat me really nicely
They buy me all these ice
Dolce and Gabbana
Fendi and Madonna
Caring they be sharin'
All their money got me wearing fly
Whether I ain't askin'
They say they love mah ass in
Seven jeans
True religion
I say no
But they keep givin'
So I keep on takin'
And no I ain't takin'
We can keep on datin'
Now keep on demonstratin'
My love my love my love my love
You love my lady lumps
My hump my hump my hump
My humps they got you
She's got me spending

Good ol Les

Ol' Silk Johnson, cruisin up mighty fine
Got a brand new cadillac.
Buddy comrad Smith, rollin down the line
Got a last year's cadillac.
Johnson said hey smitty boy, what ya thinkin' of my spankin hot cadillac?
Smith just reeled his head back, looked him in the eye, "that's a mighty fine cadillac.

But i'm gonna get me one better.(just you wait and see).
I'mma gonna get me one better.(you can't get the best of me).
I'mma gonna get me one better.( the baddest one around).
I'mma gunna get me one better.( 'cause' i got the biggest balls in town).

Remember ol' Khrushchev when he was ridin' high with that sputnik satellite.
He told us yankee boys, he's gunna fill the skies with them shiny new satellites.
He said "hey Mr. Eisenhower, watcha think of my sputnik satellite?"
Ike reeled his head back
Looked him in the eye, that's a mighty fine satellite.

But i'm gonna get me one better.(just you wait and see).
I'mma gonna get me one better.(you can't get the best of me).
I'mma gonna get me one better.( the baddest one around).
I'mma gunna get me one better.( 'cause' i got the biggest balls in town).

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Thats hot

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I wanna murder that ♥♥♥♥♥

+rep gave back my fishing rod and tackle and my razer ultra fisherman fishing grippy glove. Also threw in a pack of dried apricots and a litre of lemon and lime limited edition primo for the fam.

-rep stole my fishing rod and tackle along with my razer ultra fisherman fishing grippy glove.

We regret to inform you that your Credit Card titled "Mum's Visa" has been declinded, any of your latest purchases will not be processed due to suspicous activities. To unlock your card for further use, please confirm your recent purchases and total cost with your local bank.

The listing follows

- 1x Monster Horse Dildo (12') $89.99
- 1x Ultra HD Backdoor Sluts 9 $12.99
- 6x Magnum condoms (Small) $24.45
- 1x Fleshlight Anal Skin $55.00
- 5x Cucumbers $4.00
- 1x FeelsLikeBlood Lube Bottle 750ml $19.99
- 1x Next day shipping $45.00
- 1x Frequent Shopper Discount (15%)

Nice man

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fair

poo

oi g wanna hit up macas on the bong in teh toilets

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+rep gave me some bickies

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ew bo

oi back off ill shank ya cat