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68.6 hrs on record
Great game
Posted 10 October, 2025. Last edited 29 November, 2025.
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17.1 hrs on record (2.1 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
This game got me addicted to white powder
Posted 29 July, 2024.
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82.5 hrs on record (8.8 hrs at review time)
Young people from all over the globe... are joining up to fight for the future.

I'm doing my part. I'm doing my part.

I'm doing my part. I'm doing my part too.

They're doing their part, are you?

Join the Mobile Infantry and save the world.

Service guarantees citizenship.

The bugs send another meteor our way... but this time we're ready.

Planetary defences are better than ever.

To ensure the safety of our solar system...

Automatons must be eliminated.

We break net now and take you live to Automatons... where the invasion has begun.

EXQ uplink on two, one. You're on.

We've just landed here on what HellDivers... Move, move, move!

...are calling Big K, Come on! Move, move!

...with the 6th Mobile Infantry Division! Come on!

It's an ugly planet, a bug planet!

A planet hostile to life as we know it!

Help me!

Come on! Go, go, go! Keep moving!

Get out of here now!

Kitten, no!

Oh, God!

Oh, God!

Rico. Rico. Rico!

Pay attention.

Sorry, Mr Rasczak.

Let's sum up.

This year we explored the failure of democracy...

Bad boy... how the social scientists brought our world... to the brink of chaos.

We talked about the veterans, how they took control... and imposed the stability that has lasted for generations since.

You know these facts... but have I taught you anything of value this year?

Hmm?

You. Why are only citizens allowed to vote?

It's a reward, what the Federation gives you for doing Federal Service.

No. No.

Something given has no value.

Look, when you vote, you are exercising political authority.

You're using force. And force, my friends, is violence, the supreme authority from which all other authority is derived.

Uh, my mother always said violence never solves anything.

Really?

I wonder what the city fathers of Hiroshima would say about that.

You.

They probably wouldn't say anything. Hiroshima was destroyed.

Correct.

Naked force has resolved more issues... throughout history than any other factor.

The contrary opinion, that violence never solves anything, is wishful thinking at its worst.

People who forget that always pay.

Rico, what's the moral difference, if any... between a civilian and a citizen?

A citizen accepts personal responsibility for the safety... of the body politic, defending it with his life.

A civilian does not. The exact words of the text.

But do you understand it? Do you believe it?

I don't know. Of course you don't.

I doubt anyone here would recognize civic virtue... if it reached up and bit you in the ass.

Not here.

Come on, let's see if they posted the math final.

Rico, we gonna take Tesla? We're gonna k*ll 'em.

Remember, all graduating seniors must fill out a 710 form.

First thing Fleet Academy looks at is your math scores.

Wish me luck.

Way to go. Good job.

Your turn. Hold on.

I want to talk to Marco. His sister's at Fleet.

Marco. Hi, Carmen.

What do you hear about Roxy? She made pilot.

She did? Oh, yeah.

Thirty-five percent. Very nice.

Look at that. Thirty-five percent, ladies and gentlemen.

Big numbers.

Carl. Sorry.

So, you haven't done it yet, have you? Don't lie.

I'm not in any hurry.

Others are waiting. And?

Did you read her mind? Don't have to.

It's pretty clear what she wants.

Yeah, but I want Carmen.

Aw, you got it bad. Bye, Marco.

Hey, don't forget about this afternoon.

He's always late when he walks you home to fish for a kiss.

Get out of here.

Marco's sister made pilot. So will you.

I mean, imagine flying a half a million tons of starship.

You gotta have nerves of steel.

Yeah, you do. Let's see how yours hold up.

You may begin.

Aw, come on, it's just a bug. You better put your goggles on.

"Just a bug."

We humans like to think we are nature's finest achievement.

I'm afraid it just isn't true.

This Terminids sand beetle is superior in many ways.

It reproduces in vast numbers, has no ego... has no fear, doesn't now about death... and so is the perfect selfless member of society.

But humans have created art, mathematics... and interstellar travel.

True. But before you let that go to your head... take the example of the Arachnids... a highly evolved insect society.

By human standards, they are relatively stupid... but their evolution stretches over millions of years... and now... Here, take this.

...they can colonize planets... by hurling their spore into space.

Okay, I think we got it.

That's the heart.

And here's the stomach.

Nerves of steel, huh?

Don't think about it. Just go on instinct.

Try to visualize it.

I see the ace of spades.

You know, statistically speaking, you should have accidentally guessed right by now.

Try another. So my psychic abilities are zero and I'm unlucky.

No, luck's not a factor.

No one really knows why some people are sensitive and some aren't.

Who knows? Maybe it's a new stage of human evolution.

That's why they do these kind of Federal studies.

What... Cyrano... Oh, sh*t. Time out.

Oh, he just wants some attention.

You don't play with him any more.

Cyrano.

Go bug Mom, Cyrano.

How do you make him do that?

Oh, I gave him the impression there's a grub crawling up my mom's leg.

He's on a mission to go eat it.

Ow! Oh! Get out! Get off my leg! Oh! Carl!

I sure hope you don't do anything like that to me.

Don't be afraid. Can't do human. Yet.

Yeah!

All right!

Yeah! Yeah! Touchdown Tigers.

And the score is now 41-38.

Tigers lead with 2...46 remaining... here at the Buenos Aires Sports Arena.

Time out Giants.

Are you all right? Much better.

Now. Good. Yeah!

All right! Way to go, team!

Hey! Your helmet.

So, what are you doing after the game?

Well, everyone's going to the dance, aren't you?

I don't know. It's my last night as a civilian.

Come on, number 12! Let's go! Ship out for Tereshkova tomorrow.

You're going to the Fleet Academy? Uh-huh.

That's where I want to go!

Come on, number 12! Let's play ball!

Don't get any ideas about my girlfriend!

All is fair in love and w*r.

Giants! Giants! Johnny! Yeah!

Hut! Hut!

Hey, yeah!

Giants leading 43-41. Just over 42 seconds remaining.

Yeah! All right, let's go.

Irvin, Lathom, cover the rush.

Perry, fake left. Bertolli, you go long.

Rico, flip six three hole. Got it? Hey, Rico?

Hey! What?

You're drifting! Flip six, three hole, on one! Got it?

Just throw me the ball, Diz. Ready? Break!

Break!

Down. Set. Tight left.

Screen! Hut!

Yeah! Go, go, go!

All right!

Yeah!

He's in there. It's over.

Who said you could grow up so fast, huh?

Mom, don't get mushy.

This came for you today.

I presume, at your request.

A lot of my friends are doing Federal Service.

Well, you're not thinking of applying?

Have you lost your mind?

I'd rather take ten lashes in Public Square than see you ruin your life.

It's a term of service.

It's not a career.

I just want to get out on my own... see the galaxy for a couple years.

Johnny, people get k*lled in the Federal Service.

Who gave you this idea? It's that teacher, isn't it?

What's his name? You know the one I'm talking about.

Mr Rasczak. Rasczak?

Silly name. There should be a law against... using a school as a recruiting station.

No, Rasczak doesn't do that at all.

He sort of discourages you.

Well, that's good.

'Cause you're going to Harvard, and that's the end of it.

It's my decision, not yours.

Oh, is that how it is, huh? Wait, you two.

Uh, Dad and I have a surprise for you that will settle this.

Can you guess what it is?

No.

You wanted to see the galaxy?

How about a trip to the Outer Rings?

Zegema Beach. Huh?

I've always wanted to go there.

Good, good. Then it's all settled.

Sure. Don't go away.

I'm just gonna go see Mr Rasczak.

Hey, Rico, do you want to dance?

Actually, Diz, I promised Carmen...

Aw, come on. Too bad for her if she's not around.
Posted 16 February, 2024. Last edited 16 February, 2024.
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6.7 hrs on record (4.8 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Excellent, for a game that is in early access and just released it performs miles ahead of what the norm is for early game launches (development money grabs) and actually feels like they care about their game!
Posted 25 June, 2023.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.6 hrs on record (0.6 hrs at review time)
This Russian launcher soft breaks any PC I try to install this game on. It disconnects Ethernet and sometimes won't let the PC restart or shutdown without using power button to mobo. Game is solid on console. Will never attempt again on PC. This has been happening to me for over a year. PCs are both msi mobo i5 12th gen and 13700k 16gb ram windows 10 3060ti and 4070ti. possible solution is zipping files on a PC that isn't affected
Posted 31 May, 2023.
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4.9 hrs on record (3.7 hrs at review time)
Darksouls: you're stuck in a room with demons

DOOM Eternal: demons are stuck in a room with you
Posted 27 August, 2022. Last edited 27 August, 2022.
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1.2 hrs on record (0.7 hrs at review time)
Enjoyed the game originally on xbox 360. Still fun 12 years later.
Simple, unique, arcade style shooter
Posted 11 August, 2022.
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1 person found this review funny
0.9 hrs on record
#1 on game billboards in Ukraine!
Posted 11 August, 2022.
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18.8 hrs on record (3.4 hrs at review time)
Lots of fun. Sometimes the match making can be badly balanced in 2v2 teams
Posted 31 July, 2022.
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2 people found this review helpful
1,397.6 hrs on record (202.9 hrs at review time)
Horrible game. Don't trust anyone anymore. would play again 10/10

1,000.1 hour update: still have crippling tRUST issues
Posted 4 July, 2022. Last edited 22 June, 2023.
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