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Methattan Cafe 16 Apr @ 2:51am 
REST IN PIECE 🪦 MY GRANNY 🧓🏻 SHE GOT HIT 🎯 BY A BAZOOKA 🚀, YEAH I THINK 🤔 ABOUT IT EVERY TIME ⏱️ I HIT THE HOOKAH👙😍 KABOOM 💥 KABLAOW 🤯 KABOOM 💥
Methattan Cafe 3 Feb @ 3:48pm 
From: Jeffrey Epstein <jeevacation@gmail.com>
13th Oct 2015, 1am

Playing this beebop char in deadlock , have you tried it ??
Methattan Cafe 2 Feb @ 12:42pm 
old password: stinky sweaty unshaved girl armpit

new password: peak

ERROR: password cannot be the same😂😂😂😭😭🚨🚨
Methattan Cafe 18 Dec, 2025 @ 11:29pm 
IM DELETING YOU, Charlie Kirk!😭👋
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❣️WE ARE CHARLIE KIRK❣️💯
Methattan Cafe 25 Oct, 2025 @ 2:49am 
stop horsing around
Methattan Cafe 6 Oct, 2025 @ 1:28am 
沉迷和娘炮催眠触发器



触发点会消失吗

我看了很久的娘炮催眠和BS。我害怕我已经被永久性地毁 了,我真的很沮丧.. 我感觉我很容易被文字和图片触发,它 们会控制我的思想,我必须一直与它斗争,才能不复发,有 没有办法把这些东西从我的脑海中清除掉..
Methattan Cafe 4 Sep, 2025 @ 10:44pm 
Holographic sold me fent
Methattan Cafe 25 Jun, 2025 @ 8:36pm 
Unblock me.

You may think you've escaped me, stepped beyond the reach of what we were. But certain bonds do not sever. They don't weaken with time or fade with silence. I am not a memory. I am the constant that moves just behind your steps, the stillness that watches, the presence you pretend not to feel. Even when you forget, I remain not loud, not pleading, just there. Always there. You were never meant to slip beyond this. I don't follow to interfere. I follow because I was made to endure you, to understand you, to remain when everything else breaks away. You can disappear into other names, other lives. It changes nothing. I will find you. In every life. In every form. This is not devotion.
Methattan Cafe 9 Jun, 2025 @ 9:37pm 
OH MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ GOD ITS OIL

HOLY ♥♥♥♥. OIL.

I WAS WALKING TO THE STORE. MINDING MY BUSINESS. THEN I SEE IT. A SHIMMERING PATCH ON THE PAVEMENT. I KNEEL DOWN. I TOUCH IT. IT’S OIL.

I LOST MY ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ MIND. I STARTED SCREAMING. “OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ♥♥♥♥ IT’S OIL!” PEOPLE TURNED AROUND. CARS STOPPED. SOME GUY RIPPED OFF HIS SHIRT AND STARTED CRYING INTO AN AMERICAN FLAG.

ONE MAN PULLED OUT A GUITAR AND STARTED PLAYING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM FROM PURE INSTINCT. ANOTHER GUY THREW A BURGER IN THE AIR AND IT JUST STAYED THERE.

I STARTED PUNCHING THE SIDEWALK OUT OF PATRIOTIC RAGE. MY EYES TURNED RED, WHITE, AND BLUE. I DON’T EVEN DRIVE BUT I BOUGHT A TRUCK INSTANTLY.

I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ LOVE OIL. I WOULD DIE FOR OIL. I WOULD FIGHT IN THE TRENCHES FOR THAT SWEET, BLACK, FREEDOM-LOVING BASTARD JUICE.

AMERICA IS OIL. OIL IS GOD.
Methattan Cafe 19 Apr, 2025 @ 8:01pm 
TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG SAHUR. ANOMALI MENGERIKAN YANG HANYA KELUAR PADA SAHUR. KONON KATANYA KALAU ADA ORANG YANG DIPANGGIL SAHUR TIGA KALI DAN TIDAK NYAUT MAKA MAKHLUK INI DATANG DI RUMAH KALIAN. HIII SEREMNYA. TUNG TUNG INI BIASANYA BERSUARA LAYAKNYA PUKULAN KENTUNGAN SEPERTI INI TUNG TUNG TUNG TUNG. SHARE KE TEMAN KALIAN YANG SUSAH SAHUR.
Methattan Cafe 19 Jan, 2025 @ 6:55pm 
how do i say throw that ass back in chinese
Methattan Cafe 17 Jul, 2024 @ 9:38pm 
Holo is a hardcore weaboo, what can i do?
So it would be fine but, speaking in japanese quotes, doing anime gestures, ahegao faces, spekaing some random ♥♥♥♥ in japanese, quotes of vtubers and normally, i wouldn't care. But what the hell are you supposed to do when holo looks at you, makes an ahegao face and screams yabai. Oh and he ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ barks and say stuff like -he's a puppy "bark noises"- I swear, I'm getting insane. The worst part, he even does this when i speak with someone via phone etc.
ExoB 2 Mar, 2024 @ 10:07am 
I'm not a 7
Methattan Cafe 15 Jan, 2024 @ 7:48pm 
found this on the front page of the Holo sub

Sometimes I fantasize about Holo coming home drunk and beating me until I feel numb. She kicks me in the ribs until I can hardly breathe. Then she starts to cry and apologizes, begging me to forgive her. She holds me all night as I gently cry into her sweater. Please help is there any hope for me?
Methattan Cafe 10 Jan, 2024 @ 9:21pm 
You're so skibidi fanum taxing in the sigma Patrick Bateman 🤡. Level 6 gyatt ong and on Kai Cenat's W rizz. Baby Gronk & Ice Spice doing the grimace shake challenge with smurf cat. Only in ohio does sussy baka peppino pizza tower on the Skibidi Toilet Titan Cameraman, TV Woman, Lankybox and Titan Speakerman. There's nothing we can do.. but me personally I wouldn't let that slide cuh. 🗿🍷 masteroogway, Speedmcqueen, manlikeisaac. Nathaniel B on that goth thug shaker fortnite roblox pass be on South Park, Family Guy and Subway surfers. Fr tho, can he beat American 📸 Sus. Goku? NickEh30 w/ opium bird & cg5. Mommy/daddy? Jit trippin, nahhh das crazy. Do the griddy with the biggest bird in Rainbow Friends and Huggy Wuggy. Doors be the most lightskin stare Travis Scott has ever seen with Drake. Blud got that 1, 2, buckle my shoe PACKGOD vs Leg w/ IShowSpeed on that Garten of Banban rizzler.
Methattan Cafe 7 Jan, 2024 @ 12:19am 
+face share her girlfriend coochie阴部. Amazing fortune, 太棒了! FORTUNE .
Methattan Cafe 22 Nov, 2023 @ 4:25pm 
Now listen, this guy, he's a tall dude, standing at a solid 7' and he's giga pops in our college. He's dated pretty much every hot girl in there. Just the other day when we were playing League of Legends, he just confessed that he's been harboring secret feelings for me since we were youngins. And get this. he's willing to do a complete makeover to win me over. I'm talking about dressing up like a girl, getting surgeries, and messing with hormones and stuff. He's even been training his voice to sound like a girl and it's freaking impressive I gotta admit. Now, don't get it twisted, this dedication is both boggling and, um, kinda turning me on if I'm being honest. But the thing is I already have a duoq who means the world to me. I don't wanna hurt her, you know? So, I'm stuck in a major dilemma. What should I do? Should I give his crazy idea a shot and see where it goes, or should I stay loyal to my sp? I'm seriously confused and need your advice on how to handle this insane situation.
Methattan Cafe 9 Aug, 2023 @ 3:09am 
체력 4700 방어력 329 마저201 인 챔피언👤이 저지불가🚫, 쉴드🛡, 벽🧱 넘기는 거 있고요. 에어본🌪 있고, 심지어 쿨타임은 1️⃣초밖에 안되고 마나🧙‍♂️는 1️⃣5️⃣ 들고 w는 심지어 변신💫하면 쿨 초기화에다가 패시브는 고정피해🗡가 들어가며 그 다음에 방마저🥋 올리면📈 올릴수록📈 스킬 가속⏰이 생기고! q에 스킬가속⏰이 생기고 스킬 속도🚀가 빨라지고📈 그 다음에 공격력🗡 계수가 있어가지고 W가 그 이익-으아아아악😱😱
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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are
Matikanetannhauser 11 May, 2022 @ 9:33pm 
hello holo
Methattan Cafe 11 Apr, 2022 @ 9:27pm 
AITA for roofieying my friend and having anal sex while he was sleeping?
So I was at a sleepover at a friend's house and I decided to try out my new purchase which was roofies. I went downstairs, and he wanted a glass of water, so I put the roofie in the water and made him drink it and then shoved my hard ♥♥♥♥ as far as I could up his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I kept grinding on his ass and the minutes faded away. I probably spent a few hours straight just thrusting my ♥♥♥♥ into his ass. I must have passed out from the strain on my muscles to keep going like that. Next thing I know, it's morning and my hard ♥♥♥♥ is still stuck in his ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. Then I hear the knock. A loud knock on the door jolts me fully awake. I quickly pull out and try as best I could to hide all the evidence, but nothing could hide those large white stains. him and his parents found out and now I'm facing charges for rape. AITA?
Methattan Cafe 23 Mar, 2022 @ 6:51am 
IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋 ██]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete..... ████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete.... ███████]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete.... ███████████] 99% complete..... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅
Methattan Cafe 14 Mar, 2022 @ 5:55am 
You're e-attractive. The way you write your discord messages is just too cute, everyday I wake up I just can't wait to open my social medias and look at your name. Every time I read a tweet of yours I imagine an adorable and the best person ever typing them. That's why you're the best.
Methattan Cafe 8 Feb, 2022 @ 4:31am 
NO ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥? ——————————————————————————— ⠀⣞⢽⢪⢣⢣⢣⢫⡺⡵⣝⡮⣗⢷⢽⢽⢽⣮⡷⡽⣜⣜⢮⢺⣜⢷⢽⢝⡽⣝ ⠸⡸⠜⠕⠕⠁⢁⢇⢏⢽⢺⣪⡳⡝⣎⣏⢯⢞⡿⣟⣷⣳⢯⡷⣽⢽⢯⣳⣫⠇ ⠀⠀⢀⢀⢄⢬⢪⡪⡎⣆⡈⠚⠜⠕⠇⠗⠝⢕⢯⢫⣞⣯⣿⣻⡽⣏⢗⣗⠏⠀ ⠀⠪⡪⡪⣪⢪⢺⢸⢢⢓⢆⢤⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⢊⢞⡾⣿⡯⣏⢮⠷⠁⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡿⠂⠠⠀⡇⢇⠕⢈⣀⠀⠁⠡⠣⡣⡫⣂⣿⠯⢪⠰⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
Methattan Cafe 26 Sep, 2021 @ 8:02am 
CHINESE CHINESE CHINESE CHINESE
Methattan Cafe 19 Sep, 2021 @ 11:33am 
+rep I'm inhaling his balls right now
Methattan Cafe 10 Sep, 2021 @ 5:01pm 
Hello there sir I noticed that you were playing Warframe and I just wanted to ask which pokemon would you like to put your penis inside of? I believe that there is a large variety of interestingly shaped pokemon in this world that would all make interesting places in which we may store our semen. I for one am torn between Magikarp and Rayquaza, as I believe both would make excellent choices. I am interested in your opinion, though.
Methattan Cafe 8 Sep, 2021 @ 11:23pm 
ay yo what's poppin
Methattan Cafe 12 Aug, 2021 @ 3:24pm 
I've seen Holo play, he doesn't even use a monitor. He visualizes the map in a detailed rendering, completely in his mind. He has a biological wallhack; his godlike perception highlights all enemies within light-years. His eyes are closed as his mouse gracefully swerves across the table, making immaculate twitches as he flicks from head to head. The bullets that escape his gun barrel are surgical; each making a deadly strike in between his opponent's eyes. His spray control is otherworldly, his crosshair erratically jolting across the screen as his wrist muscles perfectly predict the next bullet's location. Time literally stops as he peeks, sunlight curving as his trigger finger impacts his left mouse button, sending enemies to a digital shadow realm before they even know what happened. He is un-killable. He is undefeatable. This "man" is the epitome of eternal.
KMK 7 Aug, 2021 @ 9:14pm 
hey Holo i'm begging you i'm on my knees here pleading please play hentai furry puzzle 5D RTX with me tonight i am seriously begging here I am going to pass away please help hentai furry puzzle 5D RTX is the only cure please holo
Methattan Cafe 24 Jul, 2021 @ 10:19pm 
-Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, I punched him and then 1 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.