Apparently a turtle cannot do a slam dunk

the goose has been craving juice. where juice

-rep: replies to a comment after two months

I order you to make some monkey noises

this dude only plays simulators like dudes a farmer playing farm sim like go touch grass punk pce nerd

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Finally made it back from colombia

biggest shadweewee in all of Canadia

is it true you are 38 years old respond to the allegations

loosey goosey still gave no juicy juicy

didn't juice my goose today, grr i'm mad

Just juiced my goose ask me how

-rep. has a crush on my butt

say no to drugs

plz come and see your turtle buddy in my backyard

All this kid does is just hold a gay♥♥♥♥♥off angle with his deag and one clicks people in the side of the head CT side. ♥♥♥♥ing terrbile player tbh.....1.4 sensitivity 400dpi using trashcan. Anyone who uses a low sens does not have the dexterity to properly play FPS games on PC.

All the ♥♥♥♥♥♥ baiters use a low sens to click people on the back of the head, or they are equally worthless and use the telescope gun and one click people in the body.

I bet this kid doesn't even play FFA Dm's cuz he'd throw his arm out of his socket checking corners. When was the last time you've seen shadweiner popflash through a smoke, and flick too two people to open up a site??? All this dude does is hold shift and prefire common angles. like wow dude, ur ♥♥♥♥ing nuts. you can have parkinsons disease and play on 1.4 sens if ur just baiting and clicking heads on common angles.

pce

+rep. always down to play apex anytime anywhere anyplace except tho when you ask him he always says no

GO BIG MODE

-rep he is canadian

has helped me over the years to slowly revert back to monkey 10/10 banana

https://twitter.com/Turters/status/1348500007507423235

I am not a furry

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play l4d2 sometime its a really cool zombie game with a lot of scary moments, but don't worry ill be there to protect you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

Shad9x clutch master +rep

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he is tilted 9 out of 10 times he says is not, overall good player

kinda smart no cap

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put this man i rank s, or fpl, or at least major in fact, he just run and have so much mindgame, or wait ... maybe wall hack

i watch demo ♥♥♥♥♥♥, its use wallhack
idiot

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+ rep, will send nudes

+ rep, such a great and honest guy. Doesn't try to flirt with every living thing he comes across.

aPeX iS dEaD gAmE bRaH

This guy likes telling dirty jokes

cheats in esea pugs f u c k tard

lol why did you copy that conversations my little shad

You make my UwU hard

ooo ooo ooo

shadwee more like gay

L is for the light sparkling in your eyes
O is for the other who makes me want to fly
V is for the volumes of love we share
E is for always, everywhere

Happy pig year you goof

Sure looks like this guy likes to buy hentai games...

this guy like telling sex jokes to his friends

has stinky fingers

hey get on runescape meet in wildy for trade, promise no gank <3 ez fast trade

+rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great csgo and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I punched him and then 2 tapped him. Turns out he was gay. Don't trust this guy.

Hmmmyeeeesss how dreadfully quaint. *swirls blood red wine in a golden goblet*

Why a talentless plebeian would write such tactless drivel is simply beyond me. *takes sip of wine (which is actually blood) and chuckles
contemptuously*

A furry aficionado such as myself has taste far too refined to entertain this buffoonery. *tips fedora and instantly teleports away leaving black feathers floating where he once stood*
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"In this moment I am Euphoric." - Melvin Blumsley

Yussss, I love meownster hunter. if I could play as my palico I would. But instead my hunter looks like me and my palico looks like mochiiii