Welcome, Player, to a game known as Life.

As you’ve undoubtedly discovered, the game of Life is often quite difficult. You will face unexpected challenges and long periods of frustration. You will often struggle with self-doubt, feel overwhelmed by helplessness and loss, and sometimes take a ♥♥♥♥ when you’re out of toilet paper.

Yes, Life is hard, as the saying goes.

But fear not, I'm designed to help you complete your missions and complete the game at the highest possible level.

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