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27 Nov, 2017 @ 3:20am 
Dear MilkMaster, I am an administrator of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥™.
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19 Nov, 2016 @ 1:47pm 
Sorery but iam gong too delite yo becouse yor pig r eated my cat!!!?! 70%-2%-75%-80%-10%-88%-95%-65%-99%.........ERRORROREROR!are frendship is two awewesume to delite and break and hurt and dsrtuy.Post this to 44.4 ather guys n or grill and you will r get cookie for you'r pig. but no 4 cat?! ok bye ᕦ( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡° )ᕤ
21 Aug, 2016 @ 2:17am 
OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 Take me by the hand ✋ lead me to the land that you understand 🙌 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The voyage 🚲 to the corner of the 🌎 globe is a real trip 👌 🌊 OCEAN MAN 🌊 😍 The crust of a tan man 👳 imbibed by the sand 👍 Soaking up the 💦 thirst of the land 💯
30 Jul, 2016 @ 9:48am 
Yummy! 😋 Yummy! 😜 Daddy gives me 😩 lots of 💦 cummies!💦😫 Yummy! 😝 Yummy! 😛 Give me more! 🍆💦 I am daddy's little 🍑 ♥♥♥♥♥! 🍆✊💦 Yummy! ☺️ Yummy! 😙 No more cummy? 😩 All of it 💦 is in my tummy! 😍 Did you use a condom 🌽 dummy? 😡 Oh no! 😫 Looks like I've become 😘 a mummy! 😍💁
15 Apr, 2016 @ 7:43pm 
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18 Nov, 2015 @ 4:22pm 
Paul Blart: Mall Cop was released on DVD, Blu-ray, and UMD on May 19, 2009. The DVD sold 1,817,747 copies, making US $29,411,146 for the week of May 24, 2009, having only been out for six days, and it ranked #1 for DVD sales that week as well.[9] For the week of May 31, 2009, it again made #1 on the US DVD Charts as it sold an additional 553,681 copies and making US $9,921,964 for a total of 2,834,826 units sold with earnings of US $46,676,902 as of November 1, 2009.[9] As of November 1, 2009, when combined with box office results and total DVD sales, the film has grossed a total of US $227,126,523.
19 Aug, 2015 @ 8:57pm 
Hello my friend, this is the administrator of ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥™.
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15 Jun, 2015 @ 12:47am 
I sexually identify as a single, Pringle, ready to mingle. Ever since I was a potato I dreamed of being thin sliced, covered in disgusting oil then heated in a medium oven until reaching climax at the micro second of golden-browness. People bully me, and say things like "what the ♥♥♥♥, you aren't a Pringle", but I know deep down they are just jealous of my inner beauty. I have already started hiding in cylinders all day, and now im improving my crunchiness by regularly burning my sides on the stove. I want you guys to respect my natural ability to instantly satisfy low salt carb cravings, and if you don't you are oppressing me, and you should check your diabetes type. Thank you for being so understanding.
15 Jun, 2015 @ 12:47am 
ʜᴇʟʟᴏ, ɪ ᴀᴍ ᴀ ʏᴏᴜɴɢ ʙᴇᴀᴜᴛɪғᴜʟ ᴋᴏʀᴇᴀɴ ɢɪʀʟ (>‿◠)✌ ᴀɴᴅ ɪ ᴡᴏᴜʟᴅ ᴊᴜsᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛᴏ ʟᴇᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴋɴᴏᴡ ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪ ᴡᴀᴛᴄʜ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇᴠᴇʀʏ ᴅᴀʏ ᴀɴᴅ ɢɪɢɢʟᴇ ᴛᴏ ᴍʏsᴇʟғ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜsᴇ ᴏғ ʜᴏᴡ ɢᴏᴏᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ᴀʀᴇ ᴀᴛ ɢᴀᴍᴇs ♡‿‿♡ ɪ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ᴏɴᴇ ᴅᴀʏ ʏᴏᴜ ᴄᴀɴ ᴛᴇᴀᴄʜ ᴍᴇ sᴏᴍᴇᴛʜɪɴɢ
13 Apr, 2015 @ 9:01pm 
**** you. also bye.
-- love, Darren <3
13 Apr, 2015 @ 8:57pm 
Bye Kyle
2 Apr, 2015 @ 11:49pm 
Bye Keel
27 Mar, 2015 @ 12:29am 
Bye Salt
26 Mar, 2015 @ 10:58pm 
Bye Kyle
26 Mar, 2015 @ 10:43pm 
Bye kyle
26 Mar, 2015 @ 10:33pm 
Kye Byle
18 Mar, 2015 @ 5:45pm 
Bye Kyle
14 Mar, 2015 @ 5:57pm 
Bye Kyle
14 Mar, 2015 @ 5:39pm 
Bye Kyle
19 Jan, 2015 @ 6:19pm 
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  ¸ .   °  ¸. * ● ¸ . ... in the Universe...   ° ☾ ★ ° .
  . • °   .  * :. . ¸ . ● ¸    ★  ★☾ °★ .   ★ ° . .    . ☾ °☆  . * ● ¸ .   ★ ° :.  . • ○ You're a ♥♥♥♥♥♥: .   °  . ● .    ° ☾ °☆  ¸.
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25 Jun, 2014 @ 10:15pm 
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DANG IT BOBBY
17 May, 2014 @ 4:47pm 
When I was 12 I had my first sexual experience. At the time, I lived in a little suburb outside of Cleveland and anyway, the girl next door and I were really good friends. Our parents were both gone for the day. So anyway, we kinda got.. Bored I guess? And we started playing truth or dare, which turned into 'you show me yours, I'll show you mine". So anyway there I Was, 12 years old, heart pounding, blood rushing in my ears, and the chick (who was a year older than me actually) takes off her panties and hikes her little skirt up. So What did I do, you ask? I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "fresh" and there were dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought "naw forget it, yo home to bel-air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabbie "yo homes smell ya later!" Looked at my kingdom, I was finally there. To settle my throne as the prince of bel-air.
13 May, 2014 @ 5:30pm 
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
13 May, 2014 @ 5:30pm 
if you have this kdi added delte him plz
13 May, 2014 @ 5:30pm 
and suck at osu
13 May, 2014 @ 5:30pm 
You a big ♥♥♥
25 Apr, 2014 @ 7:21pm 
who'd be this
25 Apr, 2014 @ 6:30pm 
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12 Jan, 2014 @ 4:15pm 
R u stupid?:embermage:
6 Aug, 2013 @ 5:52pm 
Lets make this fellow smell the power of us!
6 Aug, 2013 @ 5:52pm 
:csgoanarchist:
6 Aug, 2013 @ 5:51pm 
:fishing:
6 Aug, 2013 @ 5:51pm 
You don't have enough swag for me.
22 Apr, 2013 @ 5:22pm 
yay
22 Apr, 2013 @ 4:28pm 
The oranges will rise
21 Apr, 2013 @ 8:50pm 
The orange rebellion has begun my liege...
12 Oct, 2012 @ 6:57pm 
derp
17 Jan, 2012 @ 6:08pm 
merp
1 Jan, 2012 @ 4:20pm 
hi