As mentioned in my summary I attended 拉屎和撒尿 University, i graduated in 2021 and went on to be a doctor specialising in peenors, prostates and Aids, specifically the sloppy kind as my ancestors invented them. I offer any who enter my domain free prostate exams and free examinations of my prostate as even the best doctors need to be examined.

Why the Furry looking oc as my pfp and not a picture of myself in my doctors outfit? well FIRST my hope is that i make someone angry by appearing as a furry so they go to my profile to leave mean comments but will get distracted by my advertising of my clinic and decide to come in and SECOND as an elderly Non American man living in America i worry my immigrant status will scare people away. My PFP was made by my employee and good friend Max [bsky.app]

You may be wondering why a doctor would use video games and steam to spread awareness about their clinic and what services they offer and to that i say its because its so easy to influence gamers, i tell them that prostate cancer is WOKE so if you want to get rid of that DEI then get an exam, ill poke around in there and make sure no SWEET BABY INC EMPLOYEES have slithered in.

Currently our phones don't work so we can only be contacted through our email drsloppyaids55@gmail.com.