hey… um… hi… sorry to bother you 😅
i normally don’t do this (i do this all the time) but i saw your profile and literally had to sit down

first of all — you’re a GIRL… playing VIDEO GAMES??? wow. iconic. revolutionary. history will remember this moment
second of all i’m actually not like other guys. i respect women. i fear them, actually.

i would offer to carry you in l4d2 but realistically i’d panic, scream, and die immediately
still, i would emotionally protect you

this isn’t flirting by the way. i’m just being nice. unless you’re into it. then it is flirting. but subtly.
sorry was that weird? i can delete this. i’m deleting this in my head right now

anyway i don’t go outside, i drink water sometimes, and i communicate exclusively through video games and apologies
if you want to talk we could maybe exchange socials or play sometime or never speak again that’s also fine

sorry again
okay bye
(wait don’t go)

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If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
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this guy right here 31 kills and he loved dry humping my micropenis

signed by THE draub, you're welcome ;)

i ♥♥♥♥ my pants, ill mail them to you if you want ;)

goodnight girl, i'll see you tomorrow

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