Recent reviews by Уоuг Мотнег

this is a great game, sure the story isnt kinda good, but the character creating is just... wow! And the game works on quite old computers, like mine. even works on such old graphics cards like gtx 550 ti! On full resolution! Love the optimisation setting they added!

Traumatised for life.

this is so cute i died

---{ Graphics }---
☐ You forget what reality is
☑ Beautiful
☐ Good
☐ Decent
☐ Bad
☐ Don‘t look too long at it
☐ MS-DOS

---{ Gameplay }---
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ It's just gameplay
☐ Mehh
☐ Watch paint dry instead
☐ Just don't

---{ Audio }---
☐ Eargasm
☑ Very good
☐ Good
☐ Not too bad
☐ Bad
☐ I'm now deaf

---{ Audience }---
☐ Kids
☑ Teens
☑ Adults
☑ Ex mafia boss grandma

---{ PC Requirements }---
☐ Check if you can run paint
☐ Potato
☑ Decent
☐ Fast
☐ Rich boi
☐ Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{ Game Size }---
☐ Floppy Disk
☐ Old Fashioned
☐ Workable
☑ Big
☑ Will eat 10% of your 1TB hard drive
☐ You will want an entire hard drive to hold it
☐ You will need to invest in a black hole to hold all the data

---{ Difficulty }---
☐ Just press 'W'
☐ Easy
☑ Easy to learn / Hard to master
☐ Significant brain usage
☐ Difficult
☐ Dark Souls

---{ Grind }---
☐ Nothing to grind
☐ Only if u care about leaderboards/ranks
☐ Isn't necessary to progress
☐ Average grind level
☑ Too much grind
☐ You'll need a second life for grinding

---{ Story }---
☐ No Story
☐ Some lore
☐ Average
☐ Good
☑ Lovely
☐ It'll replace your life

---{ Game Time }---
☐ Long enough for a cup of coffee
☐ Short
☑ Average
☐ Long
☐ To infinity and beyond

---{ Price }---
☐ It's free!
☐ Worth the price
☑ If it's on sale
☐ If u have some spare money left
☐ Not recommended
☐ You could also just burn your money

---{ Bugs }---
☐ Never heard of
☑ Minor bugs
☐ Can get annoying
☐ ARK: Survival Evolved
☐ The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs

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No one will read my review, so ill eat 1 soup spoon of mayonnaise with white chocolate for every like this gets after a month ill post a link on my profile with a video of me doing that

No one will read my review, so ill eat 1 soup spoon of mayonnaise for every like this gets

Im now a stepmother and a mother, because we had something special between us, later he merged with... a wall somehow i dunno

Basically apex legends but if apex legends was more child friendly and mobile friendly :skull:

I'll eat one spoon of mayonnaise with chocolate for every like
I'll eat 10 spoons of mayyonaise with chocolate for every award i get on this review

---{Gameplay}---
☑️Try not to get addicted
🔳Very good
🔳Good
🔳Nothing special
🔳Ehh
🔳Bad
🔳Just dont

---{Graphics}---
🔳Masterpiece
☑️Beautiful
🔳Good
🔳Decent
🔳Will do
🔳Bad
🔳Awful
🔳Paint.exe

---{Audio}---
🔳Fascinating
☑️Very good
🔳Good
🔳Decent
🔳Not too bad
🔳Bad
🔳Earrape

---{Audience}---
🔳Kids
☑️Kids who arent under 9 and don't play roblox and have a brain without anger issues.
☑️Teens
☑️Adults
🔳Everyone

---{PC Requirements}---
🔳Check if you can run paint
☑️Potato (my pc is potato made in 2009)
🔳Decent
🔳Fast
🔳Rich boi
🔳Ask NASA if they have a spare computer

---{Story}---
☑️Doesn't have
🔳Something isnt nothing I guess
🔳Not greatly told
🔳Average
🔳Good
🔳Lovely
🔳Will make you cry or smile alot

---{Playstyle}---
☑️Almost never the same in any two people
🔳Varies a little bit from person to person
🔳Weapon AND character classes
🔳Weapon OR character classes
🔳Creative AND Survival
🔳Creative OR Survival
🔳Melee AND Ranged
🔳Melee OR Ranged

---{Difficulity}---
☑️Just press a bunch of buttons
🔳Easy
🔳Significant brain usage
🔳Easy to learn / Hard to master
🔳Not so easy
🔳Difficult
🔳Dark Souls

---{Grind}---
🔳Nothing
☑️Only if you care about achievement for premium only.
🔳Isnt necessary to progress
🔳A bit grindy sometimes
🔳Average grind level
🔳A bit grindy
🔳Insanity

---{Game Time}---
🔳Long enough for a cup of tea
🔳Short
🔳Average
🔳Long
🔳Depends on you
☑️Endless (if you leave its short, if you dont leave you can play it depends on u)

---{Price}---
☑️Just take it cause its free
🔳Worth the price
🔳Wait for sale
🔳Maybe if you have some spare money left
🔳Not recommended
🔳Dont throw money into a rubbish bin

---{Micro-Transactions}---
🔳EA
🔳Mobile Game(Necessary if you don’t want to wait 15 weeks to construct a toaster)
🔳”Premium” Currency and normal currency
🔳”Premium” Currency OR Normal Currency
🔳Quick way to advance
☑️Fortnite(Skins/Emotes/Etc)
🔳Only to show off big time
🔳Level DLC
🔳None

---{Bugs/Glitches}---
🔳Never had any
☑️Minor bugs/glitches
🔳Few bugs/glitches
🔳Can get annoying
🔳Ruining the game
🔳The game itself is a big terrarium for bugs/glitches

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