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i want to sell my soul to the ccp and marry you

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dont use racial slurs when you are a minority yourself

next game i thought u stop accept invite

xiao jing bing bang bong

My favourite (and only) gay friend! Glad youve finally come out by changing ur profile pictures x

+rep cool boy

+rep WOWZERS! WHAT A CLUTCH!

I was only 9 years old
I loved Eric so much, I had all his pictures
I pray to Eric every night before bed, thanking him for the life I've been given
"Eric is love" I say; "Eric is life"
My dad hears me and calls me a ♥♥♥♥♥♥
I know he was just jealous of my devotion for Eric
I called him a ♥♥♥♥
He slaps me and sends me to go to sleep
I'm crying now, and my face hurts
I lay in bed and it's really cold
Suddenly, a warmth is moving towards me
It's Eric
I am so happy
He whispers into my ear "This is my house"
He grabs me with his powerful biceps and puts me down onto my hands and knees
I'm ready
I spread my ass-cheeks for Eric
He penetrates my butt-hole
It hurts so much but I do it for Eric
I can feel my butt tearing as my eyes start to water
I push against his force
I want to please Eric
He roars in a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love
My dad walks in
Eric looks him straight in the eyes and says "It's all over now"
He leaves through my window
Eric is love. Eric is life

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　|　３　 | 丶＼ - Hang in there!
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Viagra can't level me up tho....

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