Recent reviews by SentientMoss

tthis is the best game ever

pew pew pew pew bug splat splat bang bang *FOR DEMOCRACY* TKTKTKTKTKTKTKTKTK (Bugs attacking) *AAAAAAAAAA* (I die)

this game fills me with joy i love it

VERY GOOD FISH GAME CALAMIUTY FUN YES VERY AMHM

Alpaca Stakca literally saved my marriage!

Alpaca stacka is an intense and difficult platforming game, which realistically simulates the struggles of trying to collect and stack chickens during world war two in Poland. The protagonist has to run while dodging the squirrel Nazi spies . This game helps to convey the intense emotional and physical struggles that come with Herding chickens in such a dangerous and hostile environment as World war 2 Poland.

Me and my wife often argued every day because she hated me, I cannot live without her because she is everything to me. it was very difficult for us to bond and we found it very hard to communicate. Eventually we went on holiday to Slough, England together with out three kids . We had lots of things planned and hoped it would be an amazing holiday. We went but i was worried because i thought she would doubt how good i was at herding chickens, eventually this got so bad that she thought i could never be a chicken herder and that was a deal breaker for her. Its okay though because we found this game !! Alpaca Stacka!!!! When we found this game, I was Able to prove to her my skills at collecting baby chickens and jumping on big purple mushrooms. She saw how caring i was for the five chicks and realised i was an amazing chicken herder. After playing through this game i proved myself and she realised just how much she loved me and wanted to stay with me forever. We are now happiky married with 5 kids and live in rural Sweden together. I regularly replay the game just to prove to her how good i am at stacking and collecting chickens!

Thank you Alpaca Stacka for saving my life

eh i only played it a little.