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10/10 would brokeback mountain with again ;)

coronavirus log day 187

i can feel myself turning more feminine by the second. the masks are feminizing me. i woke up with striped thigh highs on, my ♥♥♥♥ has shrunk by 4 inches (is now 2 1/2 inches) and now have a whistling inflection whenever i speak
some nights there is a bad dragon dildo in my hands, and i dont know where it came from
my dreams are filled with daddies and bears. ♥♥♥♥ never leaves my mind. when i try to sleep hungry at night, i see an inviting ♥♥♥ oasis outside my wintery window

9:24 PM - SenorBeef: REMINDER: ESKIMO ♥♥♥♥♥

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2:48 PM - SenorBeef: WITHOUT GOD COCKBLOCKING US WE SPRAY SPERM EVERYWHERE

2:41 AM - SenorBeef: it'd bug me if she had 5 dudes ♥♥♥♥ her
2:42 AM - SenorBeef: like if they all hopped on top of each other and formed voltron to ♥♥♥♥ her

MiniCooper rampage man

Mr beef is kind nice heroic and most of all a grade A BAD ASS WHO IS ALMOST AS DOPE AS EMINEM GOOOOOOOO BEEEEEEEFFFF

And shoes of Ali Baba And ♥♥♥♥ BALANCE IN MOUTH!

Can I just say, I'm glad you convinced me to get TF2? This game is awesome, should have bought it a long time ago.

WHO ARE YOU?

I like the fact that everyone chose you as their ticket to a ticket.

ticket me please

I once saw Beef in the forest, naked, rummaging for berries and catching salmon from the river. Now it could just as well been a bear, but isn't it interesting that Beef has never publicly denied these rumours? WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO HIDE BEEF?!

Beef is a pillar of strength in an otherwise flimsy, weak world. He keeps us together when we'd really rather just stay apart. GIMME MY DAMN STEAM TICKET

Just posting here to get the Steam ticket. MMMM...roast beef!...MMMM

July 2nd (today) 8PM is still on?

Thanks for all your sale updates on the SDMB, very useful!

I'm introducing myself for the contest.

wrong.

Get To The Chopper!

9:54 AM - SenorBeef: AH YES I REMEMBER HIGH SCHOOL WHEN PEOPLE STILL WANTED TO TOUCH MY VAGINA

Beef loves man beef

Thanks for all your help with the steam competition and sales threads!

I find it interesting that in order to qualify for the games, everyone is posting insults on SenorBeef's page. I guess they just don't know anyone else who's as terrible a person as he is.

♥♥♥♥♥!

Obligatory post of Steam competition-ing!

They aren't delusions.

Apart from the rampant misogyny, foul language, and delusions of superiority, Senorbeef is pretty fun to play with.

FILTHY

the mother fn syrup nugget