hi hello wassup

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the OG wu-kong

+rep monke

The most perfect husband ever <3

Not a hot dragon wife
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+rep Best Husband ever


Your just the girlfriend
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Still the most perfect boyfriend <3

+rep said i was the cutest drunk guy they played with would q again

gave this dude a cookie
♥♥♥♥ me he asked for milk, unreal

Bestest boyfriend ever ♡

+Rep After a good game in csgo, i added him because he seemed like a cool guy. We got chatting, over the next couple of months we became good friends. Lots of banter, lots of great CS and most importantly true friendship.
I invited him to my house for a csgo lan party. He said he was coming so i was looking forward to meeting him in real life.
When he arrived at my house, he pushed me against the wall and started nibbling my ear, i felt his hard♥♥♥♥♥♥push against my leg. I sucked his ♥♥♥♥ and smelled his armpits. Turns out he was gay. Trust this guy

中华人民共和国国家安全部紧急通告

(我们的) 500 social credits have been removed from your account for spreading misinformation about the glorious CCP! You will be sentenced to hard labor for 20 years. Glory to the CCP.

中华人民共和国国家安全部紧急通告

(我们的) another 50 social credits have been removed from your account! You will be publically executed , expect your death soon. Glory to the CCP.