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⠀⠀⠀⣠⠴⠋⣡⠴⠛⠉⠙⠶⣌⡳⡆⢰⣚⡴⠞⠉⡉⠓⠮⣌⠓⠦⡄⠀⠀⠀
⠀⣠⠞⡁⠒⠉⠄⠂⢄⡡⣌⢠⠈⡙⢽⠷⠉⢁⡄⣡⡄⣁⠂⠌⠙⢂⠉⢷⣀⠀
⢰⠁⢂⠐⡈⠐⣈⡴⠋⠉⠈⠉⢳⡀⢸⡇⢨⠞⠉⠁⠈⠓⢬⡀⢁⠂⠌⡀⢉⠆
⢸⡈⢄⠂⠄⠡⣾⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⠾⠳⠎⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⡷⠀⠌⡐⢠⠃⠆
⢸⢌⠢⣁⠊⠄⢿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠿⠀⢒⠈⢆⡌⠃
⢸⡌⠲⢄⠣⡈⠌⢷⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⡞⠃⡈⢆⠩⢆⡜⡁
⢸⡜⡱⢊⠴⡁⢆⠠⢉⠳⢤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠴⢊⠡⠀⢆⠱⣈⠇⡎⡴⡁
⢸⡜⡳⣭⢖⣡⢎⣐⣂⣄⠂⡉⠱⢦⣀⣀⡶⠋⢁⠂⣄⣂⣍⢦⡱⣬⢞⡼⣱⠁
⢸⣼⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠈⠛⠳⢆⣄⡻⣞⢠⡴⠞⠛⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠳⣇⡃
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡆⢸⠀⠀⡏
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢇⠀⠃⠀⢈
⠀⠀⠀⢀⣤⣶⠾⠿⠛⠛⠛⠛⠛⠿⠿⣶⣤⣀
⠀⣠⡾⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣤⠤⢤⣤⣄⠀⠈⠙⢿⣦
⣸⡏⠀⠀⠀⣀⣤⠾⠋⠁⠀⠀⠀⣸⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣷
⣿⣇⠀⠀⠀⠙⠳⢦⣄⡀⠀⠀⠈⢳⣦⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿
⢹⣿⣶⣤⣀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠙⠳⠶⠶⠿⠋⠀⢀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣶⣶⣦⡀
⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣦⣤⣤⣤⣤⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠉⠙⣿⣧
⠀⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⠀⠀⢠⣿⡿
⠀⠀⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⣿⣶⣶⣿⡿
♥️🤍𝒽𝒶𝓋𝑒 𝒶 𝓌𝑜𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓇𝒻𝓊𝓁 𝒹𝒶𝓎.🤍♥️
⠀⠀⠀⡤⣂⣭⣭⣅⠢⡀⠤⢀⣀⣀⠂⠾⡿⠛⢿⣦⢡
⠀⠀⡌⢰⡿⠉⠉⠙⣡⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⣸⡿⠸
⠀⠀⢃⠸⣿⡤⢀⣾⣿⡿⠛⣿⣿⣿⣿⠛⢻⣿⣄⢶⠁
⠀⠀⠀⠁⢒⢠⣿⣿⣿⣇⣀⢟⡛⠛⠛⡠⢼⣿⣿⡄⡆
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⢱⡿⣷⡦⢴⠇⡇⣿⣿⠃⠇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠣⢙⠻⢿⣿⣧⣝⣲⠾⢗⣫⠼⢛⠅⠉⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⠤⣃⡒⣬⣭⣭⣭⡭⠭⢴⣦⠑⠠⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⢀⠄⣪⣴⣿⣿⡷⢸⣿⡟⣵⣾⣿⣷⣮⢣⢻⣶⣭⠒⣂⣔⢂⠀
⢀⢊⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⡿⠟⣃⡛⠿⣿⣿⣿⡏⡆⢿⡟⢸⣿⡤⠆⡄
⢨⠨⡀⠀⠉⢿⣿⠟⡌⡴⢙⡀⣏⠙⡌⣿⣿⣿⢸⠈⣤⢸⣿⡇⠀⡇
⠀⠑⠬⠑⣒⠪⢄⠺⡇⣿⠉⠀⠀⠉⡇⡿⠿⣣⢏⣼⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⡇
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠢⠙⣄⠀⠀⢠⢃⡛⠩⠀⠈⠩⠭⠭⠭⠍⠑⠁
💗⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠪⠭⠭⠕
⠄⠄⣼⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⡏⠄⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⠄
⠄⠄⡟⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄
⠄⢰⠃⣿⣿⠿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⢿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠄
⠄⢸⢠⣿⣿⣧⡙⣿⣿⡆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠛⢿⣿⣿⡇⠸⣿⡿⣸⡇⠄
⠄⠈⡆⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡙⠳⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣠⣤⣀⣈⠙⠃⠄⠿⢇⣿⡇⠄
⠄⠄⡇⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣆⡀⣼⣿⡇⠄
⠄⠄⢹⡘⣿⣿⣿⢿⣷⡀⠄⢀⣴⣾⣟⠉⠉⠉⠉⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⢹⣿⠃⠄
⠄⠄⠄⢷⡘⢿⣿⣎⢻⣷⠰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣀⣀⣴⣿⣿⣿⠟⢫⡾⢸⡟⠄.
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠻⣦⡙⠿⣧⠙⢷⠙⠻⠿⢿⡿⠿⠿⠛⠋⠉⠄⠂⠘⠁⠞⠄⠄⠄
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠙⠑⣠⣤⣴⡖⠄⠿⣋⣉⣉⡁⠄⢾⣦⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
If you are a beautiful strong black woman, someone will put this in your comments.
╚═════════════════════ ೋღ☃ღೋ ═════════════════════╝
YOU. ME. GAS STATION.
What are we getting for dinner?
Sushi of course. Uh oh, there was a roofie inside of our gas station sushi,
we black out and wake up in a sewer. We're surrounded by fish; horny fish.
You know what that means.
Fish orgy, the stench draws in a bear. What are we gonna do?
We're gonna fight it.
BEAR FIGHT. BEAR HANDED. BEAR naked? oh yes, please.
We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl. then we ride into a chuck-e-cheese,
dance dance revolution. REVOLUTION? OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT? uh, I think so.
next thing you know, i'm reincarnated as Jesus Christ.
Then i turn into a jet, fly into the sun, black out again, wake up, do a bump, white out which i didn't know you could do, then i smoked a joint.
Greened-out, then i turned into the sun. uh oh, looks like the meth is kicking in.
* STARTS CONVULSING *
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Hope u enoy it man ;)
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