- "She granny on my smith until I bruise"
- "She dill on my pickle until I juice in her mason jar"
- "What are the pronouns of a triceratops? I'm about to change this one to was/were"
- "Mickey Mouse if he was an apple product lookin ass"
- "I'm going to bend this twink over and make him take every inch"
- "Y'know, I feel really bad for Ziggs that League came out in 2009, cuz he would have loved 9/11"
- "I guess frontal lobe development means the ADHD is fully developed too"
- "There is a fine line between autism and genuine mental deficiency, and in order to be a good magic player you've gotta snort that line" (I am 6 years retired from MtG don't worry)
- "Bugs bunny says ♥♥♥, I have no evidence to prove it but I will die on this hill"
- "Nonono, he is a twunk and I have his nudes to prove it"
- "Divine power is stored in the balls"
- "I'm gonna baptize myself in a franchise Maccas deep fryer"