DUDE YOU REALLY WERE PLAYING SUPER ANIMAL ROYALE ALONE ON CHRISTMAS EMBARASSING!!!!!!!

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This is the Central Intelligentsia of the Chinese Communist Party. 这是中国共产党中央情报局调查机关。 YOUR INTERNET ACTIVITY HAS ATTRACTED OUR ATTENTION. 您的互联网浏览历史记录和活动引起了我们的注意。Therefore, 15 Social Credits will be subtracted from your profile, resulting in the subtraction of ration supplies. 因此，您的个人资料中的 15 个社会积分将打折, 从而导致口粮供应减少。DO NOT DO THIS AGAIN! 不要再这样做! You'll also be sent into a re-education camp in the Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Zone. 您还将被送到新疆维吾尔自治区的再教育营。

Glory to the CCP! 为党争光!

hey, sorry I saw your profile and I just thought you looked cute in your picture, I really wanted to tell you that)) It's really rare to see girls playing video games haha! I don't know why its a guy thing honestly im like really against misogyny and like ill be the one in the kitchen making sandwiches. We should really play lol sometime its a really cool moba game with a lot of tilting moments, but don't worry ill be there to reassure you ;) sorry that wasnt flirting I swear Im just trying to be friendly I really like your profile picture sorry was that too far? Really sorry i'm really shy I don't go out much haha add me on skype we should talk more you look really nice and fun xxx

It's been a while bro, you haven't gotten on since you caught me smooching on your mom, that ♥♥♥♥ was kind of bananas, but I really think we should let bygones be bygones rofl. Hit me back just to chat, your biggest fan <3