"People die if they are killed." - Redundancy

"Aw www, don't be stupid, dumbass." - Contradicting Satements

"I went into an arms race and just made the entire server mad at me by knifing only. A squeeker kept calling me worse than hitler. I feel acomplished. I'm putting this ♥♥♥♥ on my resume." - Mask

"50 flashes B" - Some kid with no soul

"I will never understand my love for Jesus Christ. Then I found Hentai, fetish, the Bible. Good, though." - Goolge Translate