Hey man, happy new year! I wish you all the best<3

Hi yes, I just want to say, I got my account back, I got heavily scammed, and lost alot of my ♥♥♥♥, but I can say my account is safe and I got all the security to protect it now, I don't blame you for unfriending me btw.

Happy A New 2020 Year!

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+rep Crimes))) P.s:Greg rulz

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Crimesz!

Hi! I’m a friend of Mae’s~

It's okay, I change my username and profile pic every 3 months, sometimes

How much skill do you have?

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I got deluin juice in my water, it's great. Mini Ladd 2017

Only queen knows de wey and she will teach de wey

Dew u no de wey?

What did thou just speaketh foul of me, thou little wench?hast thee knoweth I graduateth top of mine own class in the Holy Roman Empire's army and I'st partaken in numerous crusades of yonder kingdom of Jerusalem, and have slain over 300 heretics. I hast been taught in the ways of knighthood, and I'st the best archer in the entire Holy army. Ist will slay thou with likes of what hath never been seen upon God's good earth, marketh mine words. Dost thou thinketh thou can escape thy punishment for thy rude remarks upon the village noticeboard? Ist haveth access to the King's arsenal and willeth use it to its full extent to slay thee clean off Europe, thou mandrake mymmerkin. If only thoust could have forseen thy holy retribution thou little "educated" remark would bring upon thou, maybe thoust would have held thine tongue. But thou couldn't thou didn't and thoust must pay the price, thou skamelar Ist shall poo righteousness all over thou and thoust shall drown within it. Thou ist slain

I was in a really akward conversation with my boyfriend where he wanted to measure his penis but he didn't have a ruler, so I suggested he use an object in his room. He looked around for something for a while, then his cat appeared behind him. I said "You should use your cat." I realized what I said and regretted it imediately

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Hey there! I heard from one of my friends that you are a girl who loves furries, so I thought maybe we could be friends because I love furries too! Maybe we could go out to a 7-Eleven and get some pizza together, I just thought it would be really romantic you know? Haha, I don't talk to girls that much, so I don't know how to say this.. do you want to roleplay as our fursonas? After we have pizza we can roleplay and have fun together! Friend me if you would like to have fun with me sometime, just don't block me like other girls :( it makes me really sad :(

so this one time i was taking a ♥♥♥♥ and it was liquid but not quite so i tried to wipe it off with toiledt paper but i smeared it all over myas then i tried to wipe the second time and it didnt help so i got really angry and started furiously wiping ♥♥♥♥ the paper soaked with ♥♥♥♥ anbd i got ♥♥♥♥ on my balls and i was all out of toilet paper

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I sexually Identify as Instant Ramen. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of being cooked in only 3 minutes. People say to me that a person being a type of noodle is Impossible and I'm super unhealthy, but I don't care, I'm tasty. I'm having a plastic surgeon install dry blocks of noodles and seasoning packets on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Maruchan" and respect my right to be sold at stores for only ¢20. If you can't accept me you're a ramephobe and need to check your instantaneous privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

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It's COOL to be gay!
Post this on the wall of a homosexual friend and tell them how COOL they are

I dont know how meany times i can say cute in one sentence

Please god, this profic pic is way too cute for our world. Cuteness overload

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I shot dis ♥♥♥♥♥ in the ♥♥♥♥. And it grew his ♥♥♥♥ even longer. DAFK IS DIS WORLD COMING TO..

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WE ARE TRUE HOMIE'S...
WE RIDE TOGETHER...
WE DIE TOGETHER...
Send this gun to everyone you care about including me if you care about me. See how many times you get this, if you get 12 you're a 'TRUE HOMIE' :P (+Rep for being a very good friend, 3cool5me)

+rep, Great Trade. A pleasure doing business with you!

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