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1 person found this review helpful
6.6 hrs on record
Stayed for the achievements, never playing again.

Fun at first, but gets incredibly boring, frustrating and repetitive after about 30 minutes, with random invisble walls in the way and physics just not making sense. Controls are clanky and the button customisation made me accidently restart levels way too many times.

I'm considering this game abandoned as it has not updated since 2017 and dosent truly feel complete.

Do not recommend, even if its on sale.
Posted 21 March. Last edited 21 March.
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76 people found this review helpful
2.3 hrs on record (2.2 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Was really looking forward to this, but very disappointed. Waste of time and a scam for "10 years of development". I WILL NO LONGER BE SUPPORTING THIS SCUMBAG AND DO NOT ENCOURAGE ANYONE TO BUY THIS GAME.
Posted 14 March.
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8.6 hrs on record
Very well done and chill game. It reminds me a lot of Alba and Viewfinder and the art style reminds me of West of Loathing. If you have played any of of these games, you will enjoy this game too. Highly recommended and looking forward to the sequel coming soon!
Posted 8 November, 2025.
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565.5 hrs on record (557.8 hrs at review time)
Very cool cat companion to have beside you while you do stuff, and I love that you can customise it as well. Would love to try the multiplayer option with other people one day. Recommend checking it out!
Posted 2 November, 2025.
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50.0 hrs on record
Early Access Review
I honestly wasn’t expecting much from this game, but I really enjoyed it!

Goofy, funny, chill and fun to play. Seeing some actual recognisable guests like Caseoh was hilarious.
Pushing, bonking, or just any punishment without many consequences made this very entertaining.

Highly recommend checking this one out, and the developers are actively adding and fixing things suggested by their team AND THE COMMUNITY! I hope a multiplayer option comes in the near future :)

Looking forward to seeing what comes next!
Posted 9 October, 2025.
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17 people found this review helpful
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58.2 hrs on record
Thief Simulator 2 feels more like a bad remaster of the first game. I loved the first game and really wanted to enjoy this one too, but I felt disappointed by the end. It took me a WHILE to get the hang of it despite having played the original, as some things in the story are explained in the first and not in this second game.

Yes, there are some new tools and things to try out, but the neighbourhoods are very close to the original and felt underwhelming, as there are only two in the game. I barely used the jewellery tool, and I almost never used the respirator or sleep gas.

It is slow paced, but not as exciting and satisfying as the original. There are many bugs (jumping up onto hedges, safe on roofs when police arrive, falling out of the map, cops and their cars getting stuck), and I even got noticed through a wall a couple of times ._. It would be really nice to have features such as a BlackBay viewing option on the phone to see what remaining items you need to steal.

The story wasn’t interesting at all. Sometimes I just ignored it and looted all the houses I could before returning to the “story” again.

Most boring thing of all, every time the police came they took so long that I ended up alt tabbing and doing something else while waiting.

Thief Simulator 2 feels more like a bad remaster of the first game. I loved the first game and really wanted to enjoy this one too, but I felt disappointed by the end. It took me a WHILE to get the hang of it despite having played the original, as some things in the story are explained in the first and not in this second game.

Yes, there are some new tools and things to try out, but the neighbourhoods are very close to the original and felt underwhelming, as there are only two in the game. I barely used the jewellery tool, and I almost never used the respirator or sleep gas.

It is slow paced, but not as exciting and satisfying as the original. There are many bugs (jumping up onto hedges, safe on roofs when police arrive, falling out of the map, cops and their cars getting stuck), and I even got noticed through a wall a couple of times ._. It would be really nice to have features such as a BlackBay viewing option on the phone to see what remaining items you need to steal.

The story wasn’t interesting at all. Sometimes I just ignored it and looted all the houses I could before returning to the “story” again.

Most boring thing of all, every time the police came they took so long that I ended up alt tabbing and doing something else while waiting.

I wouldn’t really recommend this game overall, but do check out the first game as it is more polished than this one. Unfortunately, there have been no updates for nearly a year, so I’m not expecting anything at this rate and I’m expecting the developer has moved onto other projects.
Posted 9 October, 2025. Last edited 9 October, 2025.
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5 people found this review helpful
17.4 hrs on record
Great game too, it reminds me a lot of A Game About Digging a Hole.
If you have played that game, you will enjoy this one too.

It can be a little repetitive if you are going for achievements or have to wait around, but I had a lot of fun!
I ran into a couple of bugs (lost progress after saving, prisoners not in cells), and it is a bit annoying when you cannot tab out of the game for the 28-day achievement.
Luckily the devs are active and continue fixing bugs and adding updates.

Looking forward to seeing what comes next :)
Posted 29 August, 2025.
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206.2 hrs on record
Never fully finished it until just now and wow..... what an adventure! Very relaxing and fun survival game with a great story and looking forward to playing it again in the future. Highly Recommended!
Posted 21 August, 2025.
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10.3 hrs on record
Addictive, short, and fun game to mess around with. Some of the orders can get stressful and the upgrade system a bit tedious, but it’s totally worth it once things start coming together and you get the hang of it. Definitely worth giving it a go!
Posted 16 July, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
2.8 hrs on record
Such a nice game to play, reminds me a lot of A Short Hike and if you’ve played that you’ll definitely enjoy this one!

Very cozy, easy to follow through, and plenty to explore around.

The controls were a bit tricky at first (especially the jumping and parachuting) but once I got the hang of it, it was easy to play and more enjoyable.
There were a couple bugs I noticed (couldn’t move after talking to villagers once, villagers vanishing when close to them once, and the camera in the wrong place when talking to villagers twice), but honestly these were so minor that it wasn’t much of a bother.

Highly recommend checking it out!
Posted 24 April, 2025.
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