Recent reviews by SecretAgentOrange

I feel like trying to learn alien languages is my favorite minigame of so many different games, and this game is just that, and I kind of want to do it forever.

Absolutely love it. This is the game that me and all my coworkers call "That Vampire Survivors-like game that I can't remember the name. You know, the one that's really polished with the good UI. God I can't remember the name, it's something stupid like 'Heroes of War' or 'Knights of Legend' or something really generic like that. I just played it last week what's it called? I know it's so good! Let me check my Steam played list."

It's cute! I'm addicted!

I've never had so much fun for like $3

Super fun combat system, the Railmaster class is hilarious, I was having so much fun collecting loot I didn't notice how great the story is. Plus you get to rescue animals and keep them as pets and design your own little castle base. Excellent.

This game is the best. Like Binding of Isaac met Stardew Valley and they had a beautiful baby that makes a bunch of "uggawugga" sounds.

It's like Animal Crossing but the UI isn't garbage.

This game is so satisfying to play! Where most puzzle games either hold your hand far too long, or thrust you confused into the wilderness, Beglitched guides you slowly into its Minesweeper/Bejewelled gameplay in a way that makes you feel clever for figuring it out. The characters are adorable, the sound effects are satisfying, and the gameplay navigates that beautiful delicate balance of allowing you to set yourself up for success without requiring you to grind. What a great game! I'm looking forward to what the later levels hold for me.

This might be my favorite platformer ever. I love how easy it is to restart right back where you were if you mess up, and how cool the "go down" mechanic is, and the way the story is told through paint on the wall is THE BEST. Please play this game.

I am having an absolute blast playing this game. The core mechanic is extremely satisfying and all the other stuff is fun, complex gravy. And it has a feature that I wish every single game had: Pressing the ESC key from the main menu will just let you exit without popping up a million frustrating menus and confirmation boxes. I know it sounds stupid to say "This game is great at letting you leave" but for something that's so easy to pick up and play for a couple minutes, that's a really valuable feature.