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Engineer: Hey look, buddy. I'm an engineer, that means I solve problems.
[A shot rings out and a bullet hole appears next to the Engineer's head.]
Engineer: Not problems like "What is beauty?", 'cause that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.
[Another two bullet holes appear, on the other side of the Engineer's head.]
Engineer: I solve practical problems!
[The shot zooms out to show a level 2 sentry shooting offscreen while the Engineer takes a long drink from his beer.]
Heavy: AAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!
Engineer: For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean Mother-Hubbard from tearin' me a structurally superfluous new behind? [A level 1 sentry turns around and shoots a sniper who was trying to creep up on the Engineer from behind.]
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