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Sometimes you come across a game that is better than you, a game that your neurons cannot compute. For me this game is that. The game is still so good that that does not matter though, I have had to drop the difficulty lower than I would publicly admit to be able to actually play the game. I don't have the mechanical skill to keep up with the higher difficulties or ever use the coin gun. Please never add achievements. Game is way awesome though.

TL;DR Don’t bother.

The premise is that you are a highschool student and you have died and gone to purgatory Actually you have not you are in a secret facility being kept as breeding stock and no I am not joking. You must play Russian roulette with this annoying “I’m so quirky” chick because she tells you if you win three times you will be “isekaied” into a new life. When you win (the first two times at least) you get rewarded with a sex scene, of which you get what you paid for in terms of quality, low quality that is (honestly just look something up on the internet if you are that horny). I don't know what happens after you win for the third time I gave up.

Gameplay is you and the girl have 5 hitpoints each every time you shoot at each other RNG decides if you miss based on what is in the gun, i.e. 4 bullets and 2 blanks gives you a 67% chance of a hit. You can choose to shoot at the girl or yourself, if you miss the girl or take damage your turn ends. But wait there’s more there are cards you can play on your turn to shoot in the air, regain an HP, or deal 2 damage instead of 1. There also is a chance to dodge a bullet in which case the current turn ends. Does that sound fun? Because it’s not, it’s a frustrating RNG fest that seems to favor the computer.

The visuals are amateurish and bad, but you can see that from the store page.

The sound/soundtrack gets grating after a few minutes the voice actress gets annoying and I cannot believe they actually read some of the lines without protesting that no human talks like that.

I lasted 1.5 hours in this game although the gameplay loop is only worth 15 minutes. I give this a 2 out of 10.

TLDR: will come again.

A major update is planned for the game, and I eagerly await it. I will update my review once I have played it.

Although this is a short and simple clicker game I have extracted enjoyment from it beyond the “ending”. The premise is simple: there is a woman who is constantly and heavily lactating and she wishes to be milked. I believe that off that premise the consent is what drew me to the game as the hucow in most porn of this kind is not shown as a willing participant. I would probably not have gotten the game otherwise.

As far as the gameplay, it's a clicker game, you could (and probably will) play it one-handed. There are stats assigned to the hucow that can be changed via clothing and level-ups. Clothing (At the time of review) is unlocked by slot machine and the level-ups are obtained by reaching new milking milestones. You can click on the breasts to milk them or (once unlocked) use an automatic pumping machine. The automatic pump is nice because it makes it easier to pump your ♥♥♥♥.

The visuals are alright, it does look like a flash game. The woman is attractive enough and there are nice touches like her sweating when the heat is turned up or her breasts growing when not actively being milked and shrinking as they are drained.

The sound/soundtrack was okay honestly. The pumping machine can get annoying. The music is apparently from the developer’s other games, but is pleasant enough. I do dig the party music. This game does win the award for “I wish there were voice acting” as there is dialogue but it is not voiced, I am an auditory person and this would really bump up the quality of the game for me.

It takes about an hour to unlock everything and I would rate my experience a 7/10.

TLDR: Outdated design leading to unfun gameplay

I feel bad writing a bad review for An American Werewolf in L.A. as it is clearly a lower-budget passion project, but the game is just not worth your money, and here is why:

The gameplay is the standout offender here, with an unremappable control scheme that is horrid and unintuitive, not only that with how stiff the controls are the game just feels bad to play. Each time you attack you are locked in place for long uncancelable attacks (god help you if you do the three-hit combo) each with a pitiful range, the enemies, usually just outside this range are then able to hit you with their attacks. On level two bullets that come from off-screen that you are meant to dodge, jump over, or block. However, the bullets are spaced out just far enough that if you dodge them you get hit by the next barrage of bullets, the jump is so low that you need to be a timing god to make it consistently, and blocking only reduces the damage not preventing it. There is a heal move that you do by doing nothing for a few seconds but it heals extremely slowly as to be useless and takes several seconds to activate, most of the time trying to use it will see you lose more health due to off-screen enemy ranged attacks. On top of that if you die three times you get booted back to the main menu losing all progress, I get that they are trying to appeal to the hardcore arcade crowd but this should have not made it past the testing phase, the game needs both a level and difficulty select. Additionally, when you die in multiplayer the camera acts as if both players are still alive and will not follow the living player leading to a quick death. The game stages consist of endlessly spawning enemies that you have to survive for a fixed amount of time, which feels amateurish, I went in thinking the game would be akin to Double Dragon. The game feels like it was made in 6 months for a game jam and never polished up beyond that.

The graphics are mixed, the backgrounds consist of good pixel art and the characters are in a simpler style which kinda clashes.

The sound and soundtrack are also mixed, the tracks for the soundtrack are good but loop far too often, becoming grating quickly. There is this horrendous sound effect for the car that is played way too loud, again how did this make it past playtesting?

As far as the story goes it honestly was background noise, I have not seen An American Werewolf in London so any reference to that film meant nothing to me.

I only played this for ~30 minutes and got to stage three before turning it off to play something else, but if one were to put their mind to it the game would probably only take 2 1/2 hours to beat accounting for ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ difficulty.

Needs more time in the oven, don't get this.

TLDR: Get "Warlord by Chance" instead.

This review was written with the "Lady Man" DLC installed... Because it's free...

The gameplay is very reminiscent of a mobile game with controls that seem to be made to accommodate a touch screen, overall gameplay systems that are very simple and missions that can be beaten in less than 5 minutes. Mobile game really sums it up actually. About every 3-4 seconds you get a single troop point that can be used when you have enough to summon troops, troops cost 10 to 25 points each. Tap the troop buttons and troops get deployed and sort themselves out into one of three lanes automatically, troops have different set behaviors on the battlefield allegedly, I never noticed this myself, with said troops walking forward until they get in range of an enemy or the opponent's gate in which case they attack. As your troops die you get mana points (I don't remember what they are called but I am just going to call them mana) which can be used like troop points to summon spells, such as freezing all enemy troops or making your units invincible for a duration. Sometimes little symbols drop from dead units which give you a bonus of either troop points or mana. Before and after missions you get visual novel-style cutscenes or sometimes an interactive sex scene. Between missions, you can upgrade your spells, gate and troops and also you can switch out your spells. And other than a simple math minigame that is the gameplay loop.
The difficulty ranges from ball stomping unbalanced on hard to nap-time on normal with few exceptions such as the final mission which took a few extra tries for me to finish. Using the number keys really helped when it got to the tougher missions.

The visuals are very mixed, for the characters, on one hand, you have the main cast of ladies who each get gorgeous and intricate sprites that have damaged and nude versions as you beat them in fights, and on the other hand, you have the male characters who have basic-♥♥♥♥♥-ass sprite-work, what is with the subtle sexism in sprite quality inequality? Also why do ALL of the ladies have massive knockers? Don't get me wrong I do like big ol' fun bags but I like variety more. The backgrounds of some of the visual novel sections can be really good, however, these few good pieces do not match the Eastern art style the rest of the game is kind of going for, it makes me think they got them free from an art pack or asset store. The rest of the backgrounds, troops, fortresses, spell effects, buttons, menus and other assets look straight out of a mobile game, so pretty mediocre to bad most of the time. The sex scene art is all passable or fappable if you must, nothing standout fetish-wise all very vanilla.

The soundtrack is mostly serviceable although it all sounds like stock music, in fact, I know that the menu themes are stock music and they stick out in a bad way. The battle themes work though. The voice acting is Japanese only and only exhibited as taunts in battle and in the sex scenes, it's honestly passable.

Oh boy, the writing, is bad, really bad. The main character is the most cardboard pushover loser who, for some reason, I cannot imagine, has every woman he meets racing to jump on his ♥♥♥♥. Not that the women are especially well written either, being basic one-dimensional living semen receptacles for the main character.

It took me almost 6 hours to finish up the game.

I lean more towards not recommending "Hero by Chance" as its sequel "Love n War: Warlord by Chance" is a blatantly superior game in just about every way. I rate it 4/10.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1508680/Love_n_War_Warlord_by_Chance/

♥♥♥♥ this ♥♥♥♥♥♥ pretentious garbage.

I have put a nice amount of hours into this game so time for a review!

It's an overall short kinetic (no choices) visual novel reaching about 40 minutes in length. You can easily guess the kinks on offer from the store page I.E. cucking, monster sex, religious-based corruption, among others, those being kinks I enjoy for what I paid for it the novel did not disappoint.
The artwork does look silly at times.
I cannot say I enjoyed the music; it gets awfully repetitive.
7/10

They updated it to include their stupid ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ launcher. Called it a quality of life update.

Synopsis: It's a fun quirky little game.

The gameplay is no fine wine but it is not bad just takes some getting used to. Let me elaborate: You walk like you are towing a fridge, can barely manage to jump over small obstacles, have a nigh useless 2-inch (5.08cm) crouch, and you get locked in place while aiming down sights. Now that description makes the game sound like ♥♥♥♥ and it can be at times (more on that later) the walk speed never feels right, but the ADS stopping I grew to love because while aiming hitting the strafe keys makes you lean. It never got old running up to a corner to lean around it and pop off some bad men with some pretty powerful and fun-to-use weapons. The machine guns are *chef's kiss* perfect in this game, they sound so powerful and deliver sweet release to match, sniper guns just get outclassed by them in every way. This leads to difficulty. There are like 6 difficulties and they go from manageable hard to ball-busting quickly, when you pick a harder difficulty enemies get more health encouraging headshots which are an instant kill, health packs give less health, enemies drop less ammo and on the harder difficulties reloading discards the rest of the magazine, which is a tactical consideration I wish was on all difficulties. I strongly recommend the easier difficulties the harder are for masochists. The levels are basically straight corridors with maybe a few health packs sprinkled around little side rooms. The levels can be really fun, as for that quality divide if you are in a desert you are in a ♥♥♥♥ level, if you are not, you are on a hilarious Bond-esque adventure or battling through a well-paced warzone. What will probably be a deal breaker for a lot of folks is that there are no mid-mission checkpoints, which is some major ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ on the harder levels.

The visuals for an older game are not bad, other than character models which don't look so hot in cutscenes. The sound as mentioned above is what really holds the gameplay up. I really wish the soundtrack was on youtube or something because it is great, mostly being sweeping orchestral pieces that fit each stage so well. Hell as bad as the desert levels are they still have great music.

The story is so dumb, hilarious dumb fun. The game tries so hard to be an epic-save-the-world adventure but comes off as a ridiculously stupid James Bond knock-off and I would not have it any other way.

I do recommend the game if you like dumb-fun games and can get past the gameplay quirks.
Gameplay 5/10, story 9/10, overall 7/10.

You can still save yourself, don't play it.