And his name is John Cena

oh god that curry was a mistake my toilet is permanently stained brown

Hello Mr Big Large Extra Delicious Dont F,

Yes, I am eating a lovely curry with some poppadoms and mango chutney all purchased at the British supermarket chain, Asda. It is quite spicy and I fear I may have spicy diarrhoea after this lol!

Yours Truly,
Cod Of Ages

Hi Cod,

Are you eating chicken?

Gobble gobble
Big Large Extra Delicious Dont F

Hello Mr Big Large Extra Delicious Dont F,

No, unfortunately I am currently busy eating some delicious oven-cooked food but in a few minutes to an hour I am certain I will be free and available to play the videogame, Hunt Showdown.

Yours Truly,
Cod Of Ages

Hey Cod are you ready to play hunt

gayming

please can everyone stop commenting on this losers page for some reason steam keeps notifying me of comments on here thank you all

F**kin wee a way wan with a weany warpy wizzle when we f**kn did didnt it aye ya scrote.

Why did Steam tell me about this comment?????????????????

Check Telegram

I hate you guys

Raid: Shadow Legends™️ has nothing on Clash of Clans™️
The hit new game by Supercell available on iOS now!
Google Play release - 07/10/13

Common Sense Media®️ says - 13+ (3 Stars)
Parents say - 11+ (3 Stars)
Kids say - 9+ (4 Stars)

Educational Value - A+
Ease of Play - 4/5
Violence & Scariness - 2/5
Sex, Romance & Nudity - Not present
Language - 2/5
Products & Purchases - 3/5
Drinking, Drugs & Smoking - Not present

What Parents Need to Know
Parents need to know that Clash of Clans is a strategic action game that pits players against both artificial-intelligence characters and real-world opponents. The app's license agreement requires all players to be at least 13; teens 13 to 17 are supposed to have a guardian agree to the terms, but it's on the honor system. There are frequent battles with explosions and the cries of defeated soldiers,

STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING RIGHT NOW!!! RAID SHADOW LEGENDS HAS JUST RELEASED A NEW HERO AND YOU CAN GET HER FOR FREE!!!!

gf is prego

we like to get kinky anyways

one night things get particularly saucy

i'm sticking my noodle in her when I notice weird ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ chunks coming out, so I turn on the lights

wtf it's red everywhere and she's obviously not on her period

i look up at her, she's got a glassy, jarred look on her face and she's not answering

ohshitohshitohshitohshit

i rush her into my car and speed all the way to the hospital

she's still bleeding everywhere

by the time we get there, she's not bleeding much anymore, but all the color has drained and she looks colorless and almost transparent

oh ♥♥♥♥, she looks like she's in a vegetative state

storm into to the emergency room, cary her to the nearest doctor and explain eveything

he takes one look at ther and says

"sir, i'm sorry, there's nothing we can do"

"WHY THE ♥♥♥♥ NOT???"

"we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce"

+rep absolutely ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ adorable oh my god i just want to eat his ♥♥♥♥ like a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ hotdog

Oh mine GOD,😳😳 I accidentally 🙈🙈 hath sent😳 thou a picture of mine phallus 🍆🍆...prithee delete it!❌❌🛑! 'Lest. ..thou desire to look?😏😏 Haha I jest..🤣🤣, Delete it.🛑❌..Should thee crave..?😳🙈... Haha nay,❌ Banish it.🛑🛑..'Lest?🙈😳

+rep gave me a cool catchphrase

-more rep stoll my catchphrase again

gayming

Did you ever get those golf shoes?

Mr Bones, I really don't feel like solving the riddle right now.

My prime directive is to fondle

Ｈｅｌｌｏ　ｔｈｉｓ　ｉｓ　ｔｈｅ　ａｄｍｉｎｉｓｔｒａｔｏｒ　ｏｆ　ＰｏｒｎＨｕｂ™　ｗｅ　ｈａｖｅ　ｎｏｔｉｃｅｄ　ｙｏｕ　 ｈａｖｅｎ’ｔ　ｌｏｇｇｅｄ　ｉｎ　ｆｏｒ　２　ｗｅｅｋｓ，　ｗｅ’ｒｅ　ｊｕｓｔ　ｃｈｅｃｋｉｎｇ　ｔｏ　ｓｅｅ　ｉｆ　ｅｖｅｒｙｔｈｉｎｇ　 ｉｓ　ｏｋａｙ　ａｎｄ　ｗｅ’ｖｅ　ｐｒｅｐａｒｅｄ　ｙｏｕ　ａ　ｌｉｓｔ　ｏｆ　ｖｉｄｅｏｓ　ｆｒｏｍ　ｙｏｕｒ　ｆａｖｏｕｒｉｔｅ　 ｃａｔｅｇｏｒｙ　（Asian Women Exchanging Bodily Fluids）．　Ｓｅｅ　ｙｏｕ　ｓｏｏｎ!

-rep stole my catchphrase

fortnite 🎮👳 needs 👉 sex 🍆🍑💦. I 👁 am an 11 😼👌💥 year 📅 old 👴 boy 👦 who often 💰 fantasizes 😈 about 💦 sex 🍆 I 👁 want 😍 sex ✊🍆💦 I 👁 am virgin 🔐. fortnite 🎮👳 sex 🍆🍑 could help 💁 me have real 😍 sex 🍆😳 please 🙏 epic 🧿😎 games 🎮 give 👉 me sex 👌🍆💦 I 👁 am very 👿👌 lonely 😢 please 🙏🏻 epic 💯 games 🎮 what must 👫 I 👁 do to see 👀 Ariel 👘 assault 👊😤 trooper 💀 have their black ⚫ round ⭕ cheeks 🍑 clapped 👏💦🖕 by agent ✌ peely 🏃 like 👍 damn 😤 give 🎁 me upvotes ✅ and awards 🥇🤩 so fortnite 💩 sex 🍆💦👅 is made 👑💰 real 😍.

Remind me to get golf shoes
Impossible to walk in this muck
No footing atall

Commenting because yolo