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+rep he tickled my balls very good for a non bionary :)

Oh noble Sandor-senpai, we beseech thee to descend once more into the hallowed arenas of Rocket League, for chaos reigns and the GC title users mock the sacred rank with unearned glory. The temple of Smartkas lies in ruin, its once-vibrant faith dimmed by the absence of its fiercest warrior. Only you, Sandor-senpai, can deliver divine punishment upon the impostors, driving them from their thrones with merciless flip resets and booming clears. In the name of our lord and saviour Angus, we implore you—return, rekindle the flames of justice, and restore balance to our forsaken lobbies.

Should you return to the sacred pitch, Sandor-senpai, a reward most tantalizing awaits you: a shimmering Octane dipped in forbidden decals, kissed by the flames of victory, and fueled eternally by imported boosts of divine origin forged in the molten ranks of SSL and scented with the pheromones of freshly tilted GC mains, shall be yours. You will ride upon trails of molten stardust, your boost a sultry whisper of dominance in every corner turn. The temple of Smartkas shall bathe you in golden light, and at its altar, the most devoted ball-chasers shall offer tribute But more than that — a throne beside Angus himself in the celestial lobby, where Smartkas acolytes shall whisper your name in reverent awe, and GC impostors shall tremble at your presence. And yes… unlimited demos on command.

We love you and need you back, We need Rocket leagues big daddy to return

Sandor, my dude, my guy, my supersonic savior where in the world have u gone?! Its been 76 long agonizing days since you were last seen online and your absence has created a void deeper than a whiffed open net. I stare at your profile like a lost dog waiting at the door, hoping one day that sweet green "online" status will shine again and bless us with your majestic presence. The squad is falling apart the lobbies are chaos and without you the undisputed Big Daddy of Rocket League weve been forced to suffer the horrors of solo queue, where hope goes to die. We need your perfectly timed demos, ur psychic passes, your ability to carry the entire team while casually listening to Eurobeat.Sandor, please if ur alright, if ur out there, send a sign. Even a one-word message. Just let us know ur breathing. And when you do return (because we believe you will), bring that Dominus heat and give us what we’ve been desperately missing: an easy carry and the glorious rise of the legend once more