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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
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16.8 hrs on record (0.3 hrs at review time)
>step in the field
>see multiple others in the field also
>kick alot of balls and score sum foggin goalz!
>people mad at me and my alien it/has/been looking ass
>get home and see that rematch has opened for early access
>repeat the first 4 lines
Posted 16 June, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
435.9 hrs on record (425.6 hrs at review time)
Chinese cheating platform. Back in the day it was a great and fun game, nowadays it is a game with trillion different currencies and anime skins and is filled with hackers. It is also very soulless china game, the athmosphere and feeling is gone
Posted 27 May, 2025.
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0.7 hrs on record
Ngl, this feels like a good base for a great game. Shooting and moving is great, athmosphere feels actually dark and good, the way apocalypse should lol. I wish we could see more of these actually talented indie games and this one actually finished.
Posted 25 May, 2025.
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1 person found this review helpful
5.1 hrs on record
5/5 Absolutely beautiful game. After 20 years still one of the best single players ever
Posted 19 March, 2023.
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41 people found this review helpful
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43.1 hrs on record
This was such a fun game and had that thriller/horror feeling in it. Too bad it kind of lacked content and wasn't updated enough to keep it interesting to masses. Hope it will see f2p and some major updates in the future, but I think it is abandoned forever. R.I.P Sweet Prince
Posted 8 December, 2022.
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9 people found this review helpful
9 people found this review funny
0.6 hrs on record
As a top 4 player in this game i can tell you it is the best game ever. Its only a matter of time all the pros from csgo, cod etc. will be playing this game. Had awesome time playing this with my whole family and it was really hard to hide my boner. 5/5 Totally worth the 60€ from sale (i assume)
Posted 23 August, 2022.
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1 person found this review helpful
125.8 hrs on record (115.6 hrs at review time)
Do you enjoy destroying little children in the game? If so you came to the right place.
I just feel so good coming home from work, put this game on and win some little kids, who are playing with their parents on their dusty old Playstation 4 (♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ scrubs) and make them cry with my godlike grabbing skills.
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Posted 15 August, 2022.
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4 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
3,485.3 hrs on record (1,478.8 hrs at review time)
CS:GO Review
How do i buy weapons?
Posted 24 November, 2015.
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5 people found this review helpful
4 people found this review funny
20.8 hrs on record (16.5 hrs at review time)
Apologize simulator

"Sorry"
"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ fagg0t"
"♥♥♥♥♥ im sorry"
"Kick this noob"

Also lot of yelling and charging with swords.

5/5 You should buy this if it is for sale.
Great game, lots of fun for hours.

Ps. Im sorry

Posted 18 June, 2015.
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76 people found this review helpful
43 people found this review funny
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85.8 hrs on record (43.0 hrs at review time)
Tekeekö mielesi ryöstää kauppoja? Kenties huutaa "Fak te polis ":D" " ja ampua sinivuokkoja?
Nyt voit tehdä sen ilman, että otat 3 vuotta ehdotonta ryöstäessäsi siwan piripäissäsi, meinaan tämän pelin avulla!

Pelin oppii aika nopeasti, mutta taitoja on kiva kehittää. Mukavia aseita ja Lisäosissa lisää aseita & naamareita eikä alennuksessa hinta ole edes kauhea!

Ryöstettäviä paikkoja on tarpeeksi monta, että jaksaa tahkoa kymmeniä tunteja. Voit myös valita menetkö hiipimällä vai Taktiikalla "haistakaa kaikki vtu" Yksikin mappi vaihtelee paljon: Kameroita voi olla eripuolella, ihmisiä tulee mistä sattuu, vartijat vetää jointteja takapihalla ym.

Varmasti yksi parhaimpia pelejä mitä olen pelannut eli sijoittuu nätisti top-10.


Vain homót eivät osta tätä peliä esim: TURBOJESSE. Alennuksessakin hinta alle kympin tästä taideteoksesta.
5/5
Posted 19 October, 2014.
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