vacuuming my underwear just to feel something

eclair'ed

plapped

if u wanna hit it, u must collect all of my pages 33 & also my 99 jars of pee, & solve my riddles 3

my greatest flaw is that my hole is so tight that one time when a guy tried 2 pull out it began to draw him and everything in the room towards it like a collapsing star and the walls started to shake as sparks and glass became a fractal arborescence in lyrical contradance

farted really loud (affectionate)

I am happy when I make a cheap cake from the box
When I am not part of the collective consciousness
When a man with a beautiful penis adores me
When a man with a beautiful penis sees innocence in my mess
When a man with a beautiful penis turns to me
in the morning, that time in the morning
when his testosterone is spiking -
when he is huge hands
and I am soft tits, warm hole

I am happy when I hallucinate figures
in the corner of my eye.
When God finally gets me to sit down
and stop speaking, scheming, spinning myself
into sickness.
When someone says "look at that"
and I've never seen that before in my life,
When Wednesday feels like Sunday,
and I remember summer
only consumes half the Earth.
When I think about dolphins.
And when love intertwines with the oxygen
in the room
and no one asks how much it is worth
or where it should go
or who it belongs to

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⣤⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⣠⣴⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿b o o b⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣮⣵⣄⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⢾⣻⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⡀⠀
⠀⠸⣽⣻⠃⣿⡿⠋⣉⠛⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣏⡟⠉⡉⢻⣿⡌⣿⣳⡥⠀
⠀⢜⣳⡟⢸⣿⣷⣄⣠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣤⣠⣼⣿⣇⢸⢧⢣⠀
⠀⠨⢳⠇⣸⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠀⡟⢆⠀
⠀⠀⠈⠀⣾⣿⣿⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⠐⠈⠀⠀
⠀⢀⣀⣼⣷⣭⣛⣯⡝⠿⢿⣛⣋⣤⣤⣀⣉⣛⣻⡿⢟⣵⣟⣯⣶⣿⣄⡀⠀
⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣶⣾⣶⣶⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣿⣿⣧
⣿⣿⣿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⣿⡿

⣿⣿⣿⡇⢩⠘⣴⣿⣥⣤⢦⢁⠄⠉⡄⡇⠛⠛⠛⢛⣭⣾⣿⣿⡏
⣿⣿⣿⡇⠹⢇⡹⣿⣿⣛⣓⣿⡿⠞⠑⣱⠄⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟
⣿⣿⣿⣧⣸⡄⣿⣪⡻⣿⠿⠋⠄⠄⣀⣀⢡⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋
⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣭⣓⡽⡆⡄⢀⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋
⠄⢨⡻⡇⣿⢿⣿⣿⣭⡶⣿⣿⣿⣜⢿⡇⡿⠟⠉
⠄⠸⣷⡅⣫⣾⣿⣿⣿⣷⣙⢿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣚⡀
⠄⠄⢉⣾⡟+Rep⠈⢻⣿⣷⣅⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⡆⠄⣤⡀
⠄⢠⣿⣿⣧⣀⣀⣀⣀⣼⣿⣿⣿⡎⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇+rep⠁
⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⣎⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶
⠄⠄⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⣫⣾⣿⣷⡹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟
⠄⠄⠄⠄⢮⣭⣍⡭⣭⡵⣾⣿⣿⣿⡎⣿⣿⣌⠻⠿⠿⠿⠟⠋
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣹⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⡿
⠄⠄⣀⣴⣾⣶⡞⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⡿⠃
⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⣹⣿⣳⡄

trans cashier thought i was boymoding darling im tucking a different stick in this attire

gonna miss you.........i have no one to cheer me up if im sad no more T^T
damn i cant remember anything that happend fun at
school.......................my 6 year old cousin is SOOOOO cute! he has
these big onyx eyes it make him so adorable! even more adorable then u r!!!
=P -hugs mini plusie of van- he is kid cute ur kissable cute. haha JK JK i
won't even hug u i'd get cooties. =P haha i don't even know wat cooties are!
XD -kisses mini plusie of van on the cheek- OMG I WAS SO SAD BEFORE AND NOW
IM HAPPY! i have nothing to say really =( night! -kisses REAL van on the
forehead-

i hope u haveing a blessed day❤️❤️❤️🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️And to the malicious or envious i pray today you become a victim to the ugliness you have put out into this wolrd❤️❤️🥰🥰😍😍😘😘❤️😍😍😍🥰❤️‍🔥😘🥰

cookie clicker 🫵

I was a racist with nothing but hate in my heart, thanks to talk tuah i covered up my swastika tattoo and decided to change my life for the better

:'3 pees

Of course. We wouldn't DARE do it without our #1 Spy player

@boom wait count me in

enis

When are we starting another Highlander team

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:sage:

uneducated and gay

⢠⠊⣉⠒⠤⢀⡀          ⡐⢁⠴⢜⢄
 ⡎⢸  ⠉⠐⠢⢌⠑⢄    ⡸  ⡆    ⠣⠱⡀
 ⡇⢸        ⣀⠗  ⠉⠉⠁  ⠙⠢⠤⡀⢃⢱
 ⡇⠘⣄⢀⠔⠉                    ⠈⠁⠘⡄
 ⢇    ⠁                              ⠘⡄
 ⢸            ⢀⣀⣀⡀        ⢀⣀⣀⡀  ⢣
 ⡸        ⢴⣾⡿⠿⠽⠇        ⠘⠛⠛⠛  ⠈⢄
⠰⡁              ⢠⠒⠢⡀⠈⠒⠊      ⡠⢄  ⡘
 ⠱⣀          ⢀⠜    ⠇        ⢀⠔⠁  ⡏
     ⠑⠤⢄⣀⠔⠁    ⡜        ⠊⠁  ⢀⠜
haha I ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ 💙

fart gull

sah gee :3

I almost passed out from reading this

pissass lol

pp

we at the rtc with it?

stull degen

sinn sage

wow dude nice pfp. I really love that furry webcomic about life in the cold hard city and SEX

Go take your lithium or something

hi babe

yo dude, send me a friend request, lets pee together

fox

in

hole

pee

we broke up 3 weeks ago sage - its time to move on

See I told you, homiesexual

OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting on your profile i just want to be your boyfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninterested in me it ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you

im NOT ok whit this pfp

im NOT ok with this pfp

Homiesexual

#Warren @nativeamerican #natives YEP im a NATIVE AMERICAN whats that you say 🤔??? YEP im a LEMURIAN not a FAKE SIBERIAN """NATIVE AMERICAN""" EUROPEANS were the FIRST PEOPLES HERE CLOVIS CULTURE r1a HAPLOGROUP LOOK IT UP the truth does not fear investigation

Message #三大纪律八项注意

can you lend me ur credit card for a sec

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My favourite Steel Trap Carry.

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