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You took my car, my dog, and my wife—prepare to die. I've prepared for this moment, ever since you whispered your venom into my love’s ear. I still remember first seeing her (she’s a Twitch streamer named Big_Red_Vixen I found in Just Chatting) and I was smitten. Being a gentleman, I gave her my Prime sub. I could've given it to anyone, but when you get that feeling, you follow your heart. Time flies and love mended the many cracks of my broken heart.

I was 12k deep in OnlyFans and Twitch subs (at this point I owned 566 separate accounts). Anything for my sweetie.

Then she started ignoring my messages (I typed on all 566). Then I discovered she'd fallen for another Bulgarian. You. I sold my car to buy 233 more accounts, 7 RTX 5090s, and I shipped my dog via FedEx (which is the worst, most ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ company I've ever had the misfortune of doing business. Do you remember that scene from Jesse Ventura—or was it Ace Ventura?—where the delivery man kicks the package down the hall? That's your average knuckle-dragging, braindead ape-♥♥♥♥♥♥ that works for FedEx. Absolutely no care for their packages). Anyway, the dog died. Those ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥.

I had to sell my blue 1998 Honda Civic just to afford more Twitch subs. All the while, you were weaseling your way into the heart of my Big_Red_Vixen's heart, you ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. I don't know how, I don't know when, but just know that I'm coming for you, you bastard. Count your days.

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Step One: Step One requires the breakdown of all archaeological knowledge. This will apparently be accomplished by faking earthquakes at precise locations around the planet. Fake “new discoveries” at these locations “will finally explain to all people the error of all fundamental religious doctrines”, specifically Christian and Muslim doctrines.

Step Two: Step Two involves a gigantic “space show” wherein three-dimensional holographic laser projections will be beamed all over the planet — and this is where Blue Beam really takes off. The projections will take the shape of whatever deity is most predominant, and will speak in all languages. At the end of this light show, the gods will all merge into one god, the Antichrist.

Step Three: Step Three is “Telepathic Electronic Two-Way Communication.” It involves making people think their god is speaking to them through telepathy, projected into the head of each person individually using extreme low frequency radio waves.

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There are 21 million penguins in Antarctica and the population of Ireland is 6.6 million. So if all the penguins decided to invade Ireland, each Irish would have to fight over 3 million penguins.

"God created Adam & Ev & put them in the Garden of Eden, for they were perfect & without sin.Eve was seduced by the snake Satan. She then ran to Adam & again was seduces She gave birth to Cain & Able, Able was killed by Cain. God Cat him out of the Garden. Cain Found a wife & built a city, proving there was other humans on earth, but they were not created perfect as Adam & Eve.
Some say that Cain was Satan's son & Able was Adam's. Which would explain the evil people on earth, that worship Satan..
It's possible the RH negative factor is from Adam & Eve, since ther is only 15% of people on earth who have it. & it isn't from Rhesus monkey."

- Handone, from in5d.com , a reputable source concerning everything.

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"I don't believe in astrology; I'm a Sagittarius and we're skeptical," - Stanislav Petrov after a subordinate asked whether to return fire against the USA after the defense system falsely reported an impending attack, 1983. That man would become known as the Man that Saved the World.

"LBJ was packin a ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥. ♥♥♥♥ was like a summer sausage. Girthy. Lyndon Big Johnson. Keeper of the Ladybird Lance. You'd be an exhibitionist too if you were carrying around an exhibition befitting the Smithsonian." - Richard Nixon discussing his predecessor, 1970, 37th President of the United States of America.

Texan here.

California has problems for different reasons. Prime weather, Hollywood, manifest destiny, etc.. it's hard compare our issues with yours because we don't attract the same crowd. That said, 95% of Texan life is the same as y'alls. We wake up, put our boots with the spurs on and ride our kids to Jesus school on saddleback just like the rest of you. God bless you. Jesus name, amen.

I remember one day I was at Grandpa’s farm and I asked him about sex. He sort of smiled and said, “Maybe instead of telling you what sex is, why don’t we go out to the horse pasture and I’ll show you.” So we did, and there on the ground were my parents having sex.

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Riding next to Duke Wellington as cannon shot hurtled across the battlefield of Waterloo, Lord Uxbridge turned to the Iron Duke and uttered proclaimed calmly in a British demeanor: “By God, Sir, I’ve lost my leg.”

To which Duke Wellington replied, with equal restraint: “By God, Sir, so you have.”

“Sorry losers and haters, but my I.Q. is one of the highest—and you all know it! Please don’t feel so stupid or insescure, it’s not your fault,” said governor candidate (AL) George Wallace in response to several claims that doubt his readiness for public office.

When asked about how his negative media coverage may have influenced his Alabama Governorship run, which includes several sexual harassment accusations by women and the initial reluctance to disavow the Ku Klux Klan, he didn’t attempt to hide his disdain for the media. “You know, it doesn’t really matter what [the media] write as long as you’ve got a young and beautiful piece of ass.”

Only time will tell if George Wallace will get his wish and take the highest office in Alabama, the prized Governorship. However, few can disagree that it will be the closest race in recent memory.

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"After taking my statistic course, I began thinking of shows on a deeper level such as Game of Thrones. Did you know the dwarf guy is Tyrion from Lord of the Rings? The same guy and everything," Austin Brune, 2019.

"You can't have gay kids if you only ♥♥♥♥ dudes." - John McCain, 2018, commenting about his gay daughter.

"People, they see me, they say things like business casual, a sex symbol—but I'm just man, I do what I can, and I look around—have you seen the economy? It's all went down hill since Obama's years as tyrant—me, they say things like CEO and—do you know what people say about my intelligence? High things, bigly in points. More than that loose-armed Clinton, but does the media say that—and what about the cites, you know them? Chicago, Detroit, all of them—went down bigly under Obama and his cronies administration. But to answer your question, I do prefer red ties over black ones ties, but not too red." - Donald Trump, 2028, 12 years after recieving life appointment as Dictator.

cALl ME DYlAn, FOR i Am thE one tHE oNe tHe one i Don'T Need nO Gun, bUt When I do, i dRiNK SmirnOfF. someTiMeS thEY ASk mE HOw i Am i juSt haVe TO SAy fiNe evEN tHouGh i'm Not THe sHarpest tOOl in THE Shed. hey thaT'S PReTTy neAt. - Donald Trump, following his declaration of war before congress in the aftermath of Pearl Harbor, 1861.

"Step off or step up, ♥♥♥♥♥. Gang gang." - Mahatma Gandhi, August 15, 1947, following the independence of India.

"Hot is my strap, wet is your back. Understand I never forgive, leaving bodies like sieve. Clap gats til my ♥♥♥♥♥♥ ♥♥♥♥'s chipless. Nintendo bear witness." - Martin Luther King's final words, following several gunshot wounds in Memphis TN.

"♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ ain't ♥♥♥♥ but hoes and tricks my ♥♥♥♥♥♥," - Abraham Lincoln, 1863, following the Battle of Gettysburg.

"I've become so numb, I can't feel you there. Become so tired, so much more aware." - SadmanD

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"If my rhyme was a drug, I'd sell it by the gram." - Vanilla Ice, the Beethoven of out time.

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