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Why did you delete your account from Spankazon.xoxo without telling me?! I just got a notification that our shared wish-list got nuked mid-checkout, and now I’m standing here at the pick-up locker holding a vibrating Garfield tail plug with YOUR name on the receipt.
They won’t let me return it, it’s ‘custom-molded’ 😭
Also, your account bio is still printed on the packaging bro:
‘Certified Hole Explorer, 5-Star Rating, Loves Long Walks & Longer Toys.’
I’m BEGGING you—reactivate. Or at least come pick up your order. The clerk just asked if you’re the guy who bought the Limited Edition Sonic Lube Launcher."
You say that because you are sad. Losing against a french is something I can't imagine. probably the worst shame ever !