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wettest beast 26 Feb, 2025 @ 4:16am 
-rep haz 2 ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥, cant even beat molly to the drop pod
wettest beast 26 Aug, 2024 @ 3:34am 
-rep can't parry his own shotgun spread smh
76561199533816220 4 Dec, 2023 @ 4:51pm 
+rep pretty good player
obwie 29 Nov, 2023 @ 5:02pm 
rawr :3
wettest beast 23 Nov, 2023 @ 5:03pm 
ho buggah konk pretty hard eh
wettest beast 18 Oct, 2023 @ 11:01pm 
bro think he oppenheimer
obwie 7 Aug, 2023 @ 3:00am 
YIPPIEEEE!!!
wettest beast 28 Aug, 2022 @ 9:26pm 
he he he haw haw haw
wettest beast 15 Apr, 2022 @ 9:47pm 
ummm... i cant believe you'd even think of connecting to Uncletopia with a steam name like that..... like... thats REALLY offensive towards japanese people.... like... you should be BANNED
wettest beast 24 Mar, 2022 @ 8:19pm 
Ok so I’m not gay, but I’m Swedish and have a fantasy where Germany win world war two and Sweden needs to export aryan twink boi♥♥♥♥♥ slaves to high ranking SS officers for pleasure. I imagine I’m a shy little blonde twink with smooth pale skin and being brought into komedant heinrichs bedroom to give him pleasure. He is a tall broad shoulders kraut with a jawline that could cut a diamond and with massive daddy muscles and I’m a pathetic skinny little boi♥♥♥♥♥ twink. He pulls me into his arms force kissing me and pressing my chest against his. He pins me down on the bed tearing my cute lil virgin panties off, he has waited for this for a long time. He teases my boi♥♥♥♥♥ with his massive thicc German ♥♥♥♥ and then he goes all in. ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ me with a force I’ve never felt before. Every thrust makes him moan with pleasure. I love the fact I give him pleasure.
wettest beast 12 Mar, 2022 @ 12:02am 
<< This is the ever-so-lovely Airborne Warning and Control System callsign: Mommy. On station and awaiting link up. >>
-Knox- 18 Jan, 2022 @ 1:05pm 
You're so cool
wettest beast 16 Jan, 2022 @ 9:51pm 
<< You're a slave to history. Even after Calamity, you fight against the only order that can guarantee the safety of your people. You, solely, are responsible for this. What do you have to show for yourself, Merc? Blood and gold? A broken throne? I will bury you so completely, the Earth will turn over a thousand times before your body is dug up. You can't run, you can't hide! You made this decision long ago! You can't back out of this deal! I am Cascadian, you think I took joy in fighting in my homeland? Killing my own countrymen?! If you never showed up, I never would've lost all that I have. Me and you now. No distractions, no wingmen, no war. Just me and you, whoever wins is the best pilot. >>
wettest beast 10 Jan, 2022 @ 9:55pm 
based project wingman player
wettest beast 10 Dec, 2021 @ 12:18am 
the rice stay small kine hard
wettest beast 9 Dec, 2021 @ 10:57am 
*dangles syringe*
wettest beast 19 Oct, 2021 @ 10:42pm 
I'm 😮 over 👈👇👆 here stroking 🙄😔😳 my ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 I 👁 got 💪 lotion 🧴 on my ♥♥♥♥ 🍆 right 👌 now I'm 👈 just stroking 🖐 my ♥♥♥♥ 💩 I'm ➡ horny 😉 as ♥♥♥♥ 🖕 man 👦 I'm ➡ a freak 🤦🏾‍♂️ man 👨 like 💛
Dayman 25 Nov, 2016 @ 4:38pm 
"So this is what the end looks like...beautiful."
Dayman 25 Nov, 2016 @ 4:37pm 
"No need to thank me, kid. It's on the house. You would have done the same for me, right?"
nwotmoneybags 25 Nov, 2016 @ 4:35pm 
"it can't end now. not like this"

Dayman 25 Nov, 2016 @ 4:35pm 
"Leaving this world is not as scary as it sounds."
nwotmoneybags 25 Nov, 2016 @ 4:34pm 
" you,re dead meat"
Dayman 25 Nov, 2016 @ 4:34pm 
"it's on the house"
nwotmoneybags 25 Nov, 2016 @ 4:30pm 
do you think any of this is real?
Dayman 25 Nov, 2016 @ 2:06pm 
Do you like hurting other people?
:TheRooster:
nwotmoneybags 18 Jul, 2016 @ 5:38pm 
Kill me:steamsalty:
hashrat 28 Jun, 2016 @ 8:43am 
we r friends now k?