Recent reviews by stove

I am looking forward to this game.

yes

Hello I loaded up this game and was pleased to see that the protagonist starts out asleep. HOWEVER I left the game up for 1.5 hours and nothing happened. How can this be?!?!??? Everyone knows that something HAS to happen if I don't tell my little guy (whoever he is idk bc he was sleeping the whole time) - Wario Land II and Reventure are good examples of what I am talking about.

I really really like this game. Might post more later idk

Prettuy cool game I heard there's a sequel coming out soon

I'm finally getting the "go outside" achievement even though I didn;t go outside

Let me tell you this. I've played a few games with a few guys in my day, and boy, do those guys at Swim Dog Co. know how to make a game!

I'd like to start off by saying that I've been 'nade jumping since the early 2000s, but I ain't never done nothin' quite like concin'. I am so terrible at these games, but I heard that someone beat it in 5.935 seconds, so how bad could it be? The tutorial level was great at helping me acclimate to the situation at hand, and the first actual level was pretty great too. I look forward to playing the rest of the levels at some point; get a hold of me when some public servers are up!

The only downside is that I refuse to believe Pete's real name is either Nyles or Wesley. No way. What is this world coming to when people can refer to themselves by names other than their actual names? Back in my day, people would be online with their real names; names like boris, Gerald, Dennis, Jimmy, George Dobson, Max Rebo, Chuck (aka Hitman), Nick.

I feel betrayed by this revelation, but nowhere near enough to let it interfere with my new way of life:

NEVER
STOP
CONCING