You and your friends are cancers that I hope get scoured off this planet.

add me please bro :D

6500 hours just to ddose, have fun getting banned. still lost 3 in a row

Pro teamwork

dear squirrel,

regarding our recent joint engagement in rocket league, let the record reflect that while you demonstrated commendable strength on the field, i too upheld a standard of play not without merit. certain tactical misalignments, specifically those in which i may have inadvertently disrupted your more ambitious maneuvers, were, of course, unforeseeable and fall well within the margin of competitive error.

should any third parties become aware of these isolated incidents through your disclosure, however, you may find yourself navigating a rather complex legal landscape. i trust this matter requires no further discussion.

kindest regards

sprightly squirrel woke up in a tangle of sheets, fur ruffled, heart pounding. but something was wrong... no fur, no tail, no twitchy nose. just hands. human hands.

he stumbled to the mirror. staring back wasn’t a squirrel at all. it was shazzy.

memories clicked into place like a perfect aerial pass... sprightly had never been real. just a dream. a fast, frantic, nut-chasing fever dream.

shazzy smiled.

"guess it’s time to queue up."

The commends are brutal

signed by ayjacks

I love it when people lose to me, and call me bad. Great train of thought. Especially funny when they're so mad they comment on my profile. 2 thumbs up!

W tm8 i was tilt qing and this guy wasn't mad at me for absolutely throwing the ♥♥♥♥ out of his mmr

you should unadd wheeler is is toxic af

this is a sign

ew furry

ooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh u strong strong boyyy... Great job!

All i got is love for the nut muncher over here. Best coach ever better than any rlcs coach in the game. His coaching skills are so peak that he knows what underwear im wearing just by how i double commit. Love you shelby squirrel :) signed by drainl0rd <3

All i got is love for the nut muncher over here. Best coach ever better than any rlcs coach in the game. His coaching skills are so peak that he knows what underwear im wearing just by how i double commit. Love you shelby squirrel :) signed by Carved <3

Well well well looks who isn't a SQUIRREL ANYMORE lol

signed by krizy <3

Signed By H3R0 <3

This one has quite the dominus moves

A frat bro like you really thinks you have a chance against me on the chess board? In your dreams, dude. While you were distracted with deadlifts and drinking Dos Equis, I destroyed my opponents with D-Pawn openings. Oh, you have a full-ride sports scholarship? We'll see if you can even stop a scholar's mate. You can keep your brawn and brews, I checkmate Chads like you constantly.

Best ever

cheeks

Signed by torment =)

quit playing

added to ask you what car you were using last game

- Garenn :)

Signed by Jahzo

signed by mits!

Signed by Fireworks <3

forfeit quicker ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥

Signed by jstn. <3

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Goobster, I'm the edge squirrel. Fear me

Dat Picture tho lol

hey man saw your post on reddit and would like to join your discord if thats cool

what a thoughtful comment, thx mr puff

nerd

hey that guy we played with owns the basic xbox one controller