junk at dota junk at deadlock no surprise here

dumbass u would be a lifeless dota player

accept nerd

eagle excellence

When you e-date me you’re under my dictatorship.
Rule 1, no disobeying.
Rule 2, always address me as daddy, sir or master.
Rule 3, always show daddy what you’re wearing every day (especially if you changed outfits).
Rule 4, call more than text.
Rule 5, be comfortable around daddy.
Rule 6, be honest with daddy.
Rule 7 have a “back to normal” safe word of my choice which would be “serious”.
Rule 8, only sleep with daddy on the phone.
Rule 9, always text daddy good morning and good night if we’re not on the phone at night or morning.
Rule 10, if something is bothering you always come to daddy about it.
Rule 11, if you cannot sleep at night or take a nap call or Text daddy.
Rule 12, if daddy says he’s busy it means he’s busy and cannot call you but often can text.
Rule 13, when asked question always answer yes daddy or no daddy.

+rep sick player