When the lowkirkentaperfadenly jestergooning nusoipilled normlarp chadlite oldfrog drops a hypertruke in the schizothread after scrollmaxxing the gooncave archives and the egofrog janitoroids start paniccleaning because the larpchuds are ragecoping and the soycryptids keep unfappaspiraling in xhe/xhem replies while the glowiecel goblinmode wojaklets keep fakecelposting about femanon psyops and the rustled jimmiepilled cuckfrogs start seething after the ironygroid sigmafrog accidentally leaks the forbidden sludgecomp during a giga-autist larptard spiral on main and then the Kirked up sapiofapper cryptochudresponds with a seven paragraph normocaust truthshart about how the westfelloffpilled goonlets have been edgeposting since pre-y2k frogcore imageboardprime while the zoomerlite nu-sois keep kekbaiting the boomerchads into fedjacketing each other over obvious baitslop and suddenly the whole thread devolves into jesterwarfare with blackpilled yapcel oldgen frogs screamtyping ITS OVER

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eagle excellence

When you e-date me you’re under my dictatorship.
Rule 1, no disobeying.
Rule 2, always address me as daddy, sir or master.
Rule 3, always show daddy what you’re wearing every day (especially if you changed outfits).
Rule 4, call more than text.
Rule 5, be comfortable around daddy.
Rule 6, be honest with daddy.
Rule 7 have a “back to normal” safe word of my choice which would be “serious”.
Rule 8, only sleep with daddy on the phone.
Rule 9, always text daddy good morning and good night if we’re not on the phone at night or morning.
Rule 10, if something is bothering you always come to daddy about it.
Rule 11, if you cannot sleep at night or take a nap call or Text daddy.
Rule 12, if daddy says he’s busy it means he’s busy and cannot call you but often can text.
Rule 13, when asked question always answer yes daddy or no daddy.