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0.6 hrs on record
Tiny Bookshop is the kind of game you curl up with, the digital equivalent of a warm blanket and a mug of tea. Its gameplay is wonderfully straightforward, but there’s just enough depth in its daily rhythm to make each session feel meaningful. As the wandering bookseller of Bookstonbury, you’ll recommend reads to charming locals, uncover bits of town lore, and piece together small mysteries.. all while soaking in a world that feels genuinely welcoming.

The town’s residents are written with so much heart that it’s hard not to get attached, and running into familiar book titles on your shelves is a delightful little surprise. The lo-fi soundtrack and soft, storybook visuals make every moment feel effortlessly cozy. Whether you’re collecting furniture and snapshots, chatting with new friends, or simply watching the day roll by, the experience is consistently soothing.

If you love slow, comforting games with personality (and especially if you’re a bookworm at heart) this is absolutely one worth settling into.
Posted 25 November, 2025.
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4.8 hrs on record (3.8 hrs at review time)
Warfare was one of those games that made the school computer lab way more exciting. Recalling meaningless competition of who could complete the level the quickest in between PowerPoint assignments? Simple but fun, it had just the right mix of strategy and action to keep you coming back to play.

If you spent all those free moments sneaking in a few rounds back in the day at school or after before your parents got home, grabbing it for $10 now feels like a small price to pay for all the good times it gave you for free. Absolute nostalgia hit. Whether you're replaying it again decades after high school, or trying it for the first time, it's still a solid throwback to the golden era of online Flash games.
Posted 1 May, 2025.
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2.2 hrs on record
Magic Archery is another fun game in the idle clicker genre, and it's easy to see why. You start as a humble commoner with a bow and a dream, and through the magic of incessant clicking, you rise to become the most illustrious archer in all the land. The game's charm lies in its simplicity and the oddly satisfying progression system. With each click, your skills improve, your quiver expands, and your arrows become more enchanting. It's a game that promises the thrill of archery without the risk of pulling a muscle. And the best part? It's free, so your wallet can stay as idle as your clicking finger.
Posted 6 October, 2024.
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0.7 hrs on record
The game definitely favors the right side of the map. Once you figure out the obstacle patterns and timing, it's just down to focusing and repeating the pattern.
Controversy about the name change aside, it was a fun way to burn an hour.
Wish it supported steering with a mouse.

Aced it. Thanks for the free game. <3
Posted 28 September, 2024. Last edited 28 September, 2024.
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20.7 hrs on record
Fantastic Game. Like Tom Clancy's Wildlands meets Starship Troopers.

I would like to acknowledge Sony, realizing they were making a mistake and walking back the requirement for an unnecessary PSN account link. Less DRM nonsense, not more. Thank you.

Democracy Prevails.
Posted 7 May, 2024.
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2.1 hrs on record (2.1 hrs at review time)
If you like/love Stardew Valley, you'll be in to this game. A mix of cooking games, resource collection, upgrading.. it has it all!
Posted 24 November, 2023.
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2.5 hrs on record (1.7 hrs at review time)
Early Access Review
Picked up right after EA release and so far, it is fantastic. It's very simple & easy to pick up and play. It doesn't require studying complicated mechanics, it's very straight forward. The game essentially revolves around two concepts - build X buildings to increase your gold per round, build Y buildings to increase the defense of your castle. You have to decide how to balance those things out.

As you play, you will level up and unlock additional perks you can select going in to a game. Examples: more HP for your hero, or your gold generating buildings generate more gold per turn. It scratches that itch for tower defense style games, as well as economy generation.

Enemies will attack you from different directions each round (the game indicates from where), giving you the opportunity to relocate your troops in order to stage the strongest defense.

Overall 10/10, fantastic little game at a very fair price.
Posted 5 August, 2023.
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1.6 hrs on record
Really interesting puzzle game. The game does not hold your hand, but rather forces you to figure out the established rules via trial and error.. Once you figure out the patterns though, the game gets really fun.

It patterns begin to layer in the deeper levels, akin to navigating a maze while solving a puzzle. It is a great game for the low price they are asking. Easily can get 1.5 - 2 hours out of it.

Recommend.
Posted 24 December, 2022.
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0.4 hrs on record
Not much to say, one of the most iconic Final Fantasy games in the series. What they managed to achieve with this title before the PS2 era was nothing short of amazing.
Posted 26 November, 2018.
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4.0 hrs on record
Here's the quick and dirty:
Game is beautiful.
Immersive story.
Relatively short (3-4 hours of play). Wait for it to go on sale.

9/10, loved the game. Story would constantly mess my head, and I was never quite sure what I could trust. Only wish it were a bit longer.
Posted 26 November, 2017.
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