Father of lies ♥♥♥ in disguise Your ♥♥♥ won't last There's a snake in my ass The ♥♥♥-fathers secret stash ♥♥♥-stomp me flat I'm going to ♥♥♥♥ your dad ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ high into the morning sky Vape ♥♥♥ from my bum til I die Watching Arthur with a ♥♥♥♥ in my ass Riding hard Eating ass master-class Sacred ♥♥♥ blade A ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ crusade Fatal ♥♥♥--theft Give me ♥♥♥ or give me death Elon's Musk Jesus Crust Stealing donations from the ♥♥♥-Czar's trust A ♥♥♥ smoothie gulped smoothly Consume the ♥♥♥ chalice ♥♥♥♥ everyone named Alex David Hayter ♥♥♥ Crusador The Holy ♥♥♥ Wars Razor-blade Masturbator Margret Thatcher The ♥♥♥ Snatcher Father drowned Going down on the ♥♥♥ clown Prolapse pounding Toothpick sounding ♥♥♥ baking My nipple-♥♥♥♥♥ is aching ♥♥♥ fooler Semen drooler Forbidden ♥♥♥-spice Your ♥♥♥♥-box looks nice! Life is a cage, and death is the key All your ♥♥♥ are belong to me Normalize crying over spilt ♥♥♥

I'm seeing many bigoted comments down there so I just want to make this clear : any hate towards moderators will result in a permanent ban from this subreddit with no warning. This includes, but is not limited to, calling moderation a "fake job" or saying that we "do it for free". Moderation is one of the most useful jobs to society.

Behave. Or get banned.

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Being your little brother would be so hot I could hide in your room and wait till night to hear your soft moans then jump out you would be so horny you would have no choice but the ♥♥♥♥ me right then and there

Long before time had a name, Ninjago was created by the First Spinjitzu Master, using the Four Weapons of Spinjitzu. The Scythe of Quakes, the Nunchucks of Lightning, the Shurikens of Ice and the Sword of Fire. Weapons so powerful, no one can handle all of their power at once! When he passed away, his two sons swore to protect them, but the oldest was consumed by darkness and wanted to possess them. A battle between brothers broke out, and the oldest was struck down and banished to the Underworld. Peace returned, and the younger brother hid the weapons, but knowing his older brother's relentless ambition for power, he placed a guardian to protect them. And for fear of his own demise, a map for an honest man to hide. That honest man was your father. The older brother is Lord Garmadon, and I... need to find those weapons before he does.

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i have lots of sex. i also an very handsome and women ALWAYS want to have sex with me because i am very muscular and handsome and very good at video games. all my girlfriends say im very good at sex and playing video games and being handsome. one of my girlfriends asked me to have sex with her but i told her i was playing a sex game instead so she started crying and became a lesbian and killed herself because i did not have sex with her. i have sex with women. not men. i am not gay. i am very cool and handsome so girls always have sex with me because i am very cool and sexy. my penis is very big. all my girlfriends like my penis because it is very big and i am very good at sex with my women. every woman ive had sex with is very sexy and so am i. i have lots of sex. i am also very handsome and sexy and i have lots of sex.

My family poops big. Maybe it's genetic, maybe it's our diet, but everyone births giant logs of crap. If anyone has laid a mega-poop, you know that sometimes it won't flush. It lays across the hole in the bottom of the bowl and the vortex of draining water merely gives it a spin as it mocks you. Growing up, this was a common enough occurrence that our family had a poop knife. It was an old rusty kitchen knife that hung on a nail in the laundry room, only to be used for that purpose. It was normal to walk through the hallway and have someone call out "hey, can you get me the poop knife"? I thought it was standard kit. You have your plunger, your toilet brush, and your poop knife.

Dude, do I even NEED to tell you about this game?
It's reputation is pretty accurate.

10/10 would One Deag again.
Posted 7 June, 2016.

The Black Mesa Data and Energy Department wants to express their annoyance about your consumption of energy resources that lead to a tragic loss of research data.

Just about a half hour ago I just sent a text to my old best friend who was pretty toxic to me that we weren’t friends anymore. Part of me said that I was the toxic one and that I was selfish. The other part knew that I’ve been wanting to do this for years. I’ve been years with her about 2 years now and yet I don’t know how to feel about her. I’m glad I got to stand up for myself but what now? I was already in this deep depression loop but yet i actually have people who supported since the start. About 5 days ago I wanted to kill myself and now for once I’m glad I failed. I know I will feel crap in the morning or just in 2 hours but I’m proud of myself. I really am. I feel like I can finally not deal with that big issue but yet try to move to the next issue of not dying. All I need to say now is Julie, enjoy boarding school.

Sigmon Froid theorized that in some cases the Semi-conscious mind manifested repressed desires. Therefore leading me to believe that you, Sir, are the indeed homosexual. In fact I once had a romantic rendezvous with your biological mother; in which fallacious was performed forthwith, and without explanation. The encounter lasted several hours and many unspeakable acts were implemented. I paid her for her services and no subsequent contact, neither
verbal or physically, has been made. I brandish a 9 millimeter pistol in, which I stole from a man
involved in a gang related turf war. I fired the pistol several times. In several cases critically
wounded those with whom I was in contest with.

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Good evening. I would like to begin by introducing myself. My name is Hydrogen and I come from a low income neighborhood where life is not very comfortable. I've stolen many things, and been involved in many altercations; most of which ended in gunfire. In addition to this Ive had sexual intercourse with a great number of the opposite sex. In contrast, and despite the lack of legitimate evidence, I believe you too have been in a involved in a number of homosexual activities. Activities I, and my companions, look down Upon. I am so much stronger then you. and my powers of rhetoric are so much greater than yours that you can employ an army of some sort to aid in your fight with me; but I would of course prevail because I am stronger then you. Im sure I neednt remind you of my place of birth Where, and as I explained before, the living conditions are much worse than in your fore motioned city of residence.

Fun game. I enjoy the different things, such as repairing the building, cutting trees, and hunting. It is much further along than and more stable than most day one early access. I am very happy for the future of this game and look forward to it. I'm glad to throw the developer a few bucks so they can get the game completed.

This is super confusing to me: Why do I have TWO amazingly attractive girlfriends even though I am the unprettiest YouTuber EVER? Good night dear pony

You're laughing. My favorite E-girl just revealed she has a boyfriend and you're laughing.

For the last couple of years I have been a single male. Sometimes I use to get lonely so I purchased a cat. I named her cupid cause she is so cute. One day I was sitting on the lounge and cupid was on my lap. She is so affection and she started licking my leg. I began to have shivers on my neck and made me quite horney. I hadnt had sex much and sick thoughts entered my head. As I began to get an erection I thought maybe I better start wanking myself so I did. After a couple of wanks my cat was still licking my leg. I turned her around and it happened, before I knew it I was ♥♥♥♥ing cupid. The funny thing about it is she seemed to really enjoy it. As I had finished I vowed to never do it again. That hasnt happened. I believe I should stop as I dont know what Ill do for sex when cupid dies. Is this normal?

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Dr Phil here. It seems that these penises have a slight case of the clap.

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