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Contra: Cyberpunk Edition

You know it's a Kojima game when a water pistol can be the most devastating weapon in a game featuring walking tanks and tactical nukes.

You have failed me for the last time, Aspyr.

(Force Choke Activated)

🎶 With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
He pulls the spitting high-tension wires down 🎶

🎶 Helpless people on subway trains
Scream bug-eyed as he looks in on them 🎶

🎶 He picks up a bus and he throws it back down
As he wades through the buildings toward the center of town 🎶

🎶 Oh no, they say he's got to go
Go go Godzilla, yeah
Oh no, there goes Tokyo
Go go Godzilla, yeah 🎶

🎶 Oh no, they say he's got to go
Go go Godzilla, yeah
Oh no, there goes Tokyo
Go go Godzilla, yeah 🎶

🎶 Godzilla! zilla…zilla…God zilla God zilla God zilla God zilla
God zilla God zilla God zilla God zilla God zilla God zilla
God zilla God zilla God zilla God zilla God zilla God zilla
Godzilla! 🎶

🎶 Rinji news o moshiagemasu!
God zilla God zilla God zilla God zilla God zilla God zilla
Rinji news o moshiagemasu!
Godzilla ga Ginza hoomen e mukatte imasu!
God zilla God zilla God zilla God zilla God zilla God zilla
Daishikyu hinan ♥♥♥♥♥ kudasai! Daishikyu hinan ♥♥♥♥♥ kudasai!
God zilla God zilla God zilla God zilla God zilla God zilla
God zilla God zilla 🎶

🎶 Oh no, they say he's got to go
Go go Godzilla, yeah
Oh no, there goes Tokyo
Go go Godzilla, yeah 🎶

🎶 History shows again and again
How nature points up the folly of man
Godzilla! 🎶

🎶 History shows again and again
How nature points up the folly of man
Godzilla! 🎶

🎶 History shows again and again
How nature points up the folly of man
Godzilla! 🎶

🎶 History shows again and again
How nature points up the folly of man
Godzilla! 🎶

A nice gimmick, but that's about all it is. Very limited game support. I guess give it a shot before Nintendo decides to shut it down.

Easily the best pinball game on Steam. Skip the newest version of Pinball FX though. It's filled with MTX shenanigans, none of your tables from FX3 carry over, and the new FX has unreasonable system requirements for a pinball game. There's 99 tables to play in the game, so you'll have no shortage of content.

It's janky as hell, but give it a shot. I'd say WOTS 1 is my favorite, but this is a close 2nd. This and WOTS 4 are very much worth your time. Each game has its own self-contained story, so you're not required to play the first two games before this one. The WOTS series has a ton of quirky humor, and unlike RPGs that tell you every action or choice matters, in these games, they really do. Lots of endings, lots of swords to collect and modify, and lots of swordfighting techniques to learn.

It's not quite up there with the original, but it's miles away better than that Invisible War trash fire. The Missing Link section is a slog, and could've been left out without losing anything important story-wise.

Stylish art ✅
Likable Irish protagonist ✅
Boobs ✅
Compelling story ✅
Killing Nazis ✅
Boobs ✅
Slick GTA + Assassin's Creed style gameplay ✅
Cool cars ✅
Boobs ✅

It's a blend of Chaos Theory and Conviction. I love the customization, and the stealth mechanics are solid. My only issue is Ubisoft Connect, and the fact that they couldn't get Michael Ironside to return as Sam. It's really jarring and kinda creepy when Sam has conversations with his daughter Sarah, and they sound the same age. Eric Johnson has none of Ironside's dry humor and wit. Other than that, it's definitely worth playing.