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Yaakov 27 Mar, 2022 @ 12:58am 
MY HERO <33333
Yaakov 1 Jan, 2020 @ 6:01am 
In west Pakistania Born and raised On the bomb range where I spent most of my days
Blowin up infidels, relaxin all cool Shootin U.S. troops outside of school
When a couple of americans who were up to no good Started defiling islam in my neighborhood
I set off one chem bomb and my mom got scared
She said "You're moving in with your 6 aunties in Tehran"
I whistled for a plane And when it came near The license plate said "Boom" and there were severed heads in the mirror
I thought to myself "Man, this plane is rare" Then I thought "Nah man, fulfill Sharia law" "Go bomb in Tehran"
I pulled up to the cell about 9:11 or later I looked at the driver and said
"Allah hu akbar, madh Allah, yarzuqna"
I looked at my flag I've earned my title
Time to sit on my nukes as the prince of ISIL

ShinyShores 20 Oct, 2018 @ 5:11pm 
russian god
Bastian 17 Oct, 2018 @ 10:02am 
этот чебуреки заставляет мой член чувствовать себя отбойным молотком
Bastian 17 Oct, 2018 @ 10:00am 
-rep autonoob сливали, купили втроёи плетки, затащили пару раундов. слили автонубы -слили игру
Bastian 29 Jun, 2016 @ 7:19pm 
red resserve is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥ at this revolting remenece
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red resserve is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥ at this revolting remenece
red resserve is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥ at this revolting remenece
red resserve is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥ at this revolting remenece
red resserve is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥ at this revolting remenece
red resserve is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥ at this revolting remenece
red resserve is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥ at this revolting remenece
red resserve is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥ at this revolting remenece
red resserve is so ♥♥♥♥♥♥ at this revolting remenece

3rdGen 1 Jan, 2016 @ 9:05pm 
❗️❗️❗️ATTENTION 2003 KIDS❗️❗️❗️!!! This 👇 is the last year of being a kid 😔👦👧! Because NEXT 👉YEAR! We gon be T33N4G3RS💁🙅💅!! PARTYING 🎉💃 DRINKING 🍻🍸🍹🍷 MAKING OUT AND SEX 👅💦😳 PERIODS 😩🍫 HEARTBREAKS 💔😪 MIDDLE SCHOOL SOPHOMORES (7️⃣TH GRADE)
santa claus 27 Jul, 2015 @ 2:57pm 
"so see I am NOT fat, you ugly-lookin' ♥♥♥♥♥!"
"Yeah, you ugly monkey, go climb on uh... up another tree and jump off... on the other... uhh... other side! Next time if you harass my daughter, she will get you off your ass."
"One! I am pregnant with my son Fredrick Jr."
"YEAH."
"I'll be five months tomorrow, and he's kickin' the ♥♥♥♥ out of me right now."
"YEAH."
"My dad died three weeks ago tomorrow at 6:18 AM."
"YEAH."
"My husband is real, he's in the living room watchin' TV, he doesn't like drama, why you think I'd delete him the first place off my ♥♥♥♥♥♥' 'ccount?
"RIGHT."
"But I had it under my family page."
slip'n jimbo 27 Jul, 2015 @ 2:57pm 
"YEAH... YOU MOR-ON!"
"And back in 2000 I was 12 years old turn 13. 2005 I was 19 turn 20! I was born in 1986, I SHOULD know how old I was in all them stoopid pitchers of me, those are my ♥♥♥♥♥♥' pitchers!"
"YEAH."
"THIS IS NOT A WIG. IT'S ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥ REAL. If it was a wig, it would come off right about NOW."
"YEAH."
"I dyed it black. You like my shirt? It says Mt. Vernon because that's where... that's where I actually live."
"HOMETOWN."
"I lied when I said I lived in Springfield but I didn't."
"Ye-"
"MY BROTHERS, Jackson and Daniel, they're ♥♥♥♥♥♥' dead also."
bweh 13 Nov, 2014 @ 5:46pm 
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