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i hate matikanetanhauser

Gauss fast vroooooom

stewdio

i love blowing myself (up)

how to enjoy siege: 2026 guide
1. Go Into Siege
2. On the top right, click on the settings button.
3. Press "Quit to Desktop"
4. click "confirm, quit the game."
5. Now that youre on your desktop, click the turnoff key. (for windows, press WIN key, then on shut down, then on shut down again, for linux idk dont use it.)
6. stand up from your sweaty chair.
7. locate the room on your apartment/house with a shower inside
8. use the water coming from the shower and pour on your body
9. repeat step 8 for about 30 minutes
10. find the hostage in your house and interract
11. if there is no hostage in your house, breach any barricade to go outside.
12. dont worry you wont get detected
13. find grass and then go prone, stay prone for about an hour.

now not only will you enjoy siege again, but you also will enjoy life again.
dont forget to repeat this process everyday you sweating bum.

no sex ):

FUNNY GAME

I would rather cut off my nutsack with a rusty karambit knife (battle scarred) thats infused with aids, then process my balls into meat, cook it into a stew and sell it to my neighbours.
this game never fails to make me play a 1v9 whenever i que a match.
my teammates are russian apes that play counter strike all day instead of fighting in the real front for their country, and they are still TERRIBLE.
lets not forget to state how abnormaly terrible the anti cheat is, what the frock do you mean the enemy is global elite with 5000 hours, spinbotting, aimbotting, wallhacking and still not banned? and of course, the cheaters only end up on the enemy team, never on mine.

i would rather listen to iron mouse phonk then play this game.

96.1 hours of spectating

DEATH TO THE MPLA!